>3.98 GPA >Electrical engineering/Chemical engineering/Business management >Ivy League school >Triple major
About to graduate and have gotten job offers ranging from as little as $300k a year to over one million.
Engineering is so fulfilling. It's nice when your major actual contributes to society.
Juan Adams
>About to graduate and have gotten job offers ranging from as little as $300k a year to over one million.
I am sure that someone who feels the need to brag to a bunch of anonymous people over the internet isn't a succesful person.
Connor Brown
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Benjamin Turner
Oh yeah OP? Check this shit
>5.2 GPA >MECHOELECTRICLEAR ENGINEERING MASTER >Millenium College >septuple major
I am a job of 9 million plus, vrainlest like you cannot comprehend how important I am
Julian Young
>PhD in all Stem majors >4.0 GPA >Never went to college, was granted my PhDs due to my superior self-taught intellect >9 billion a year starting
Joseph Lopez
>PhD in philosophy >had 4.0 throughout college >duke for higher learning >teach part time logic
James Moore
t. successlets
Angel White
Math double triple major 4.20 gpa Any career I want Job offers ranging from 600K to 7 million starting
Michael Lee
>your major actual contributes to society People contribute, not majors. Hopefully you share your financial success, but you'll probably always be in debt trying to fill your empty life buying more things. Money doesn't buy life, happiness and spirit.
Nathan Campbell
Do you attend Duke now? Are you still in the Durham area? I like logic, went to Duke briefly.
Interested to see where you are now.
Jace Gomez
>4.0 GPA >Undeclared just took the hardest courses in the college >Community college brianlet
Life sucks
Ayden Williams
4.01 GPA Art/Social science/French triple major Already have offerings ranging from $1mil - $100 mil per anum
James Cooper
>6.66 GPA >Supreme University of the Elites >Already getting job offerings to become an elite and rule the planet with an iron but fair fist
Cooper Myers
>Ivy League >engineering
HAHAHAHA HARVARD DOESN'T EVEN OFFER CHEMICAL ENGINEERING
IN THE GARBAGE YOUR RESUME GOES
Blake Lopez
>1.3 GPA >Fashion Design Major >Ivy Tech Community College >Single major
not even close brainlets
Bentley Peterson
>tfw you actually have a 4.0 in engineering but are too beta to even score an interview for an internship
Jack Phillips
>3.99 GPA >Electrical engineering/Chemical engineering/Business management/Gender studies >Ivy League school >Quadruple major
About to graduate and have gotten job offers ranging from as little as $1M a year to over three hundred million
Camden Turner
A real ivy league school wouldn't let you do a triple major cuz that's fucking stupid
Nolan Robinson
betas are like cancer.
Lucas Carter
What's the job title on that 1M+ job?
Brayden Williams
Small loan acquirer
Ryan Stewart
That's some serious coursework, user. I hope you're taking enough time to relax and enjoy college, too.
Joseph Kelly
Trampoline curator
Kevin Cruz
Cornell has elite tier engineering, Princeton and Columbia are also great but not as good as Cornell.
Juan Cooper
LOL SENIOR BUTT SNIFFER
Robert Bell
>top 5 school >3.3 gpa >graduate student >30k
30k is enough to live and occasionally flex, fags.
Nolan Campbell
>only 3.2 gpa >trying as hard as I can
Anyone else /brainlet/ here
Michael Kelly
>Engineering is so fulfilling. I, too, enjoy playing with my Big Boy Legos.
Landon Martin
Perfect Gpa means you are a brainlet who memorizes everything.
Liam Gutierrez
>gpa so high it cant be represented with numbers >tibetan throat wailing on the resonant frequency of one dimensional strings >a cave deep within mount everest >minor in ability to fly using only mental energy
Jordan Green
>tfw to samrt 4 grades
Luis Ortiz
>engineering >about to graduate JUST
Camden Hall
>started out college bad because of depression and uncertainty, grades still suffer to it. >managed to get over a 3.0 since declaring both my majors >have around a 3.7 in my primary major classes (math) since declaring
Such is life. I wish I could go back in time and convince myself to come into college with the full intention of doing math. It would've driven me and given me some solid foundation to work on.
Jordan Brooks
>civil engineering >3.5 gpa >happy as a clam
LIFES BEEN GOOD TO BE SOOOO FARRR
Elijah Garcia
how tf you read this???
Christian Brooks
>8.00 GPA out of 4.00 >STEM octamajor >I am the chancellor at my uni >In contact with aliens >Possess psychic powers >IQ over 400 >Control france with an iron fist
Blake Rodriguez
What if I have a 3.0 Engineering Degree?
Kevin Rodriguez
you get a comfy low-key engineering gig, and after a few years you cap out at around 150k$.
Chase Clark
Triple major xD >mfw he fell for the college meme
Alexander White
It's funny because I have a prof that looks kind of like that, PhD in Ochem and in law school
Parker Adams
Any tips for getting a 4.0 in an engineering major?
Jack Kelly
tfw 2.39 gpa after a terrible first semester
Camden Barnes
thats because this is bait
Joseph Barnes
Not true
Brandon Cox
adderall
Josiah Baker
No real social life. If you're fresh out of high school, you need to immediately reach an understanding that the level of effort you've put forth for your classes until now is not nearly enough to pass every class with an A.
An user in the past put it best: "How can you tell me that I'm lazy? I put 30 minutes of work into this assignment!"
Eventually you'll find that you need to dump nearly double digits of work every day for your classes to do well.
Because you're not supposed to max out your unit count, dumdum. Also, audit or ``crash'' classes next semester, so you don't get stuck taking shit classes. Being at school longer and paying more tuition is generally better than getting a shit GPA.
Charles Ward
nearly double digits in hours*
Alexander Cook
I am picking my major soon, im thinking of majoring in nuclear physics. What does sci think?
Nathan Bell
>Quantum Engineering PhD >40.00 GPA >Taught by the Fabricator-General of Mars
6 gorillion starting
Elijah Hernandez
2.5 gpa comfy job lined up at dads investment bank starting salary 150k i think im studying business ethics or something? never go to class, too busy having fun
Benjamin Moore
Law is so fucking high you can't even measure it with your shitty meme.
Parker Richardson
this
Jackson Perry
>high school degree >work at a factory as matinence technician >company pays for welding classes >saving money to start business with a food truck About to save a few dozen grand and make my own work schedule making as much as the effort I'm willing to put in. Not being a wageslave seems like a good end goal.
Xavier James
>first semester >2.39 gpa protip: drop out
Josiah Kelly
4.0 GPA, Megacomputer Science Engineering
245k starting
>actually 3.32 GPA, CS at upper tier public state school, graduating in May and starting a developer job at $62k
Owen Wood
What school? Where I go the freshman average GPA for engineering is 2.7 and it's fucking infuriating. It rises by the time senior year comes around but I still think it's stupid.
Brody Kelly
kek
Gabriel Sullivan
>4.6 GPA >7 majors. Too many to list for brainlets >Khan Academy I turned down a $1B job offer to live the NEET life, fap to /d/ and shitpost on sci.
Brayden Hughes
Did you do your PHD in Post-Anabelian Froeboid Geometrics?
Juan Lopez
The taller darker bar is the average amount of applicants per job opening by industry the shorter lighter bar is the average amount of "qualified" applicants per job opening by industry the floating bar is the % of jobs that are filled within x (doesn't mention) period of time by industry
Logan Green
Does that include classes?
Juan Wilson
I'm here with you user >CU Mechanical Engineering >clinging to a 3.3 since I transferred here
Bonus >got a 58 ok an exam I studied a week for and walked out feeling great on
Maybe I need to study how to study
Nolan Lopez
>Not fapping to /adv/ How's the brainlet life?
Ryan Sanchez
>1st semester 3.4 >2nd semester 3.6 what are the chances of me fucking it up?
Joseph Turner
I'm working on my 1,869th community college associate's degree in astrodimensionalneuroquantumcomputerchemicalmolecular engineering. Algebra is pretty tough lads, but I'm the #1 student in the entire universe, kek. I think I'll become a quantumsurgical engineering psychic after this.
Daniel Johnson
high if you play the "I'm doing fine" game in your 3rd year
Otherwise you'll be fine
Liam Garcia
>Harvard doesn't offer chemical engineering Harvard confirmed for shit university
Levi Cox
>2.1 >Math >California State University, Monterey Bay >I have a job lined up after graduation. 20k starting. Not bad.
Jonathan Walker
>3.92 >double major applied math & economics w/ minor in statistics >rochester institute of technology >just accepted a job @ $74k/yr
Christopher Bailey
Ivy league is shit tier for STEM subjects
if you're going to an ivy league school why wouldn't you just do finance, business, or law and enjoy your insta connections into a $200k job straight out of college
Jordan Green
>all these brainlets with a GPA < 9.99 >not going to Harvard College Yale >not getting your Ultra Master PhD in Omnisciences and Engineering >being a wagecuck >not being the economy itself >tfw
Camden Long
>3.999... gpa (so equal to 4.0) >math, physics, philosophy, chemistry, biology, astronomy, earth sciences, computer science, electrical engineering, mechanical engineering, chemical engineering, civil engineering, economics and finance, english, business, history, psychology, art, and music major >Harvard obviously, what the fuck do you think I am? some Yale or Stanford brainlet? >icosamajor
About to major and have interned at Google, Facebook, Apple, Goldman Sachs, Tesla, and Amazon and was offered to become CEO of all of them starting at 50 Million a year. I've also been offered to join the Navy as a 4 star Admiral Navy Seal right after graduation.
I haven't decided what to do as I think I am going to continue pursuing my male model/porn star career for a few more years before I go into private industry
Mason Cox
>continue pursuing my male model/porn star career for a few more years before I go into private industry
The government subsidizes wang now? I must look into this for future opportunities.
Cameron White
Cornell is very good for bio. Pretty good for engineering, too. Are you speaking from experience?
Evan Collins
Oh yeah, I forgot, a member of Congress came by Harvard last week stating they are going to amend the Constitution and lower the age requirement to run for President to 22 years old, so that is another job he told me I would be a shoe-in for when I graduate. He even said they would increase the salary to 1 Bil a year after I win. Might consider that after I fuck a few more thousand PAWG's and Victoria's Secret runway models
Cooper Brown
>1.8 GDP >Fucking your GF >In the ass right now >Now's prego with 3 black kids I have gotten offers ranging from anal to a full blown three some with your mom.
Jack Gonzalez
>69 GPA >Cunnilingus and Analingus >Brown Town Community College >Plumber, fixin people's plumbing, and I do it for just the tips
Ryan Murphy
Underrated
Ethan Watson
>Control france with an iron fist
I don't understand what you mean by this.
Can you give me a r u n d o w n?
Cooper Williams
>3.4 gpa electrical engineering at literal who university >>>>>>>daddy is a bigshot at a nuclear power plant >60k starting
Austin Rivera
bump
Leo Martinez
Ik that feel
Christopher Watson
>GDP
Cameron Lee
>tfw 3.01
Cooper Peterson
tfw too intelligent for a GPA
David Gray
you'll make more working retail wtf nigga.
Ethan Allen
Mech e, 3.4 Doing research, work at a makerspace, very involved in a campus engineering club, burnt out and just wanna makeout
Cooper Thomas
Proud of you user
Ryder Perry
Cornell is one of the best in the country for STEM what the fuck are you talking about.
Most Ivies are very good at the ST&M parts of STEM but only Cornell and Princeton are really good at engineering for undergrad, Columbia and UPenn are great, and the rest are simply just good.
Gabriel Rogers
kekkles
Logan Davis
No, that was a few years back. I'm back in my home state (Delaware). Why briefly?
Also, what concept in logic excites you the most?
Isaac Scott
Mathematics. University older than the US
Samuel Watson
>2.0 gpa >Math >previously dropped out with English (hence gpa) >ny public university
Alexander Roberts
>Sociology 3.8 >Pretty bad school
Things are working out ok. If I were to do it again I'd get a minor in applied mathematics.
Jonathan Lopez
>tfw have a 3.9 GPA if I calculate my last 2 years of uni >tfw actual GPA is only 3 because I was a faggot for freshman/sophomore years
Blake Peterson
what kind of shitty university is this where you can get 3.9 in your junior and senior years?
Robert Price
>13.4 GAP >major in all math >grahams numbers starting
Brody Allen
Q U I C K R U N D O W N
Cameron Martinez
>0.00
>Extreme anxiety, major depressive disorder and avoidant personality disorder
>My mom's basement
>Double barrel
About to kill myseld and have gotten no offers of help ranging from friend to family. Worth as little as /nothing/.
Killing myself is so fulfilling. It's nice to know I'll actually contibute to society.