So this guy is coming to where I live. What should I give/say to him?

So this guy is coming to where I live. What should I give/say to him?

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take him coffin shopping. he's ready.

just read his books, you fanboi

yo tambiƩn voy a verlo

Why would Houellebecq go anywhere? Doesn't sound like him.

give him a kebab

give him a blowjob.

Kill his doggo

Maybe he got kicked out of France again for islamaphobia, hope he comes back to Ireland

Give him a hug and tell him everything's gonna be alright.

complain to the place hosting him that their promoting islamophobia

Tell him there is this thing called "conditioner" that will fix his fucked up hair.

get him a wig, this is fucking hideous

Ask him if he's ever tasted shit off a toilet brush.

Give him a rimjob.

From what he wrote in The Elementary Particles it seems Houellenecq was the one giving out rimjobs.

how did he go from this to that?

anal

see the cigarette in both these pictures? that's how.

If he cut his hair and grew a beard to hide the weak chin he would look ok.

This is the face of 10 years of nihilism.

It's called aging and that is often accompanied by disease. He didn't have great genes to begin with.

pa donde va?

Bs As

Is that zizek?

Zizek is a big fan, would love to see them in conversation

Lick his chest pubes.

give him a goddamn vitamin

I've seen homeless people who looked better than him. It actually pains me a little bit to see him like that, it reminds me of Nietzsche.

i like posting this in threads about him

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its funny seeing them not understand the book is poking fun at people like them