Recommend a book, as if no one will make fun of you for it

Shantaram

How to train your dragon.
You're welcome.

I don't understand this thread.

Fight club

Shantaram is fiction.
>and then I went to this village. and everyone loved me lol
>and then I was being tortured, and I totally independantly came up with Viktor Frankl's philosophy lol
>and then I went into the slums and put out a fire and healed everyone because I was white xD Everyone loved me btw

t. Gregory D. Roberts acquaintance.

Asymmetrical boobies!?

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My Diary Desu

>Would punch you in the face if I met you irl.

You could try. You'd more likely stagger home crying, holding your ass.

I find that hard to viddy, edgelord.

>I find that hard to viddy, edgelord.

A couple tolchocks and a raz rez of your platies, and you'll think most different, little droogie.

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YEET

Bridge of Birds

Holes

songs of a dead dreamer and grimscribe

My brother just read this. He has shit taste.

Nathan, do you post on Veeky Forums now?

Its one of my favorite books. Really enjoyed the faction type political intrigue and worldbuilding. Lots of good characters as well.

Abbott - Flatland

Hunter by Andrew Williams
The Camp of the Saints by Jean Raspail
The Culture of Critique by Kevin Macdonald

I think you mistook superciliousness for supersillyness.

The Knife of Never Letting Go
It's pretty good, desu, despite the shitty name

I am reading crime and punishment right now. pretty good. can someone recommend me a redpilled book on slavery in america?

Percy Jackson

>tfw you can't recommend one of your favorite books because it's gay as fuck

I'd like to slightly derail this thread.

I'm getting my friends books for Christmas and I can't decide. Both are artists, one of them has read some literature (Hamlet and Portrait of a Young man), and the other doesn't read it.

I've gotten a few ideas
> Don Quixote
> Meditations
> Stoner

Any yays, nays, or suggestions?

I wouldn't give Quixote to anyone who doesn't read, the length will probably scare them off.

Maybe The Picture of Dorian Grey? Meditations is a good shout.

Fathers and Sons by Turgenev, a short 19thC Russian novel about nihilism, vanity, love, and communication across the generation gap - a family saga that is not overly sentimental. I read the Pete Carsson translation.

A young graduate returns to the provincial family home with a new friend, a nihilistic doctor who ruffles feathers by his forthright views on society. There is love, disease, death, a duel, and a lot of character observation of memorable figures from up and down society, within a relatively short space.

Same fampai. I unironically enjoyed this novel. Can someone explain why it's a meme here? It's pretty edgy at times but other than that seems pretty good.

I figured that Meditations would be good, but I also wanted to get them a second book. The problem is I don't want to get them anything that has wank jokes (So basically no Montaigne or Derrida), highly sexual themes, or anything too long.

I don't read enough literature to be able to know what book would be perfect, so I figured asking here would be good. I'll look into the Picture of Dorian Grey!

Catcher in the Rye

Or most anything else by Roald Dahl. Just plain good fun.

Get em something recent enough to not feel antiquated but something well regarded and possible to be canonised, also I would recommend keeping it short. White Noise? Blood Meridian? TCoL49? None of those are too long, they were novels I enjoyed most when I was getting into literature.

I haven't read stoner or meditations, but I have read DQ and I agree with the other guy, it's very long and without understanding of how ahead of its time it was, could be very boring.

Is Crying of Lot 49 hard? I haven't read it, but the same guy wrote Gravity's rainbow so...

I will look into your two other suggestions as well. It's hard to know what books they'll like.

Virginia detected, most boobies, like balls, are asymmetrical

Not him but some book guy I listen to occasionally on youtube said it was the hardest he's ever read, and he has a lot under his belt. YT:Fortheloveofryan

How does it compare to the movie?

kek

Same, too bad that fatty will eat himself to death before the sixth book comes out.

Oh, am I getting memed on?

absolutely.
its fucking easy like trig.

why

i used to love reading as a kid but now i cant seem to read more than 100 pages in a month because nothing is appealing to me, please post something that you couldnt put down and you were engrossed in?

Now here's the question
Are you meming me?

The Amulet of Samarkand

I like High Rise by J. G. Ballard. It's a fun book.

I haven't read the book but if its difficulty is comparable to whatever they're doing on that board it can't be terribly hard. Just looks like basic trig applied in 3 dimensions. Oh and a pair of offset circles. That's basic first year stuff for anyone in a science degree, and an intelligent high schooler could definitely figure it out. Unless what they're doing is leading up to something much grander than what's currently on the board.

/autism

Atlas Shrugged

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Build your way up starting with short stories. Then read novels like 1984 or The Old Man and the Sea, which are middle lenght, and so on.

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yeah, youd think he'd have the story planned out but it looks like he just cant figure out how to end it or bring it all together.

im dreading the day i wake up to the new that he's died.