I can persuade you of anything using my excellent rhetoric.
I did it once on here and changed many minds.
What do you want me to convince you of Veeky Forums?
I can persuade you of anything using my excellent rhetoric.
I did it once on here and changed many minds.
What do you want me to convince you of Veeky Forums?
Convince me you are not a faggot.
I am a faggot. A faggot who fucked more women than you. You're probably a virgin who chokes when speaking with women.
Rhetoric is not a substitute for fact.
shit rhetoric desu, reeks of insecurity.
0/10
I only persuade using facts. Only facts.
Please convince me that you can't convince me.
I know you were persuaded by my rhetoric, but I don't expect you to be honest about it.
Convince me that you didn't get those trips.
Convince me god exists without circular logic.
upboated :)
convince me i'll be okay :(
I can and will always convince you, trust me.
I don't see any trips, are you trippin'?
I and you know that God exists. We don't need to use circular reasoning.
I think you will be okay. Don't worry. Believe me.
but rhetoric is by definition targeted and you have very little idea who we are. if I post like a different kind of person will that make your magic not work?
>claims to argue using ONLY facts
>only uses blatant assumptions
great thread
Convince me that 1+1=3
I don't need to know who you are to persuade you. I am a master of rhetoric. My magic will always work. Try your luck.
I don't see what you're criticizing me on, but thank you, my threads are always great.
Convince me that Donald Trump will make America great again.
I hypothesize that there is an additional 1 that makes up 3. I am a mathematician and a part time physicist, I know that for sure, trust me.
>Great rhetoric
>I am this
>I know, trust me because I am this
Oboy oboy
I convinced your mom to take a breather and stop sucking y dick for 5 minutes, but shes a hungry one.
wtf i love god now
Convince me to start reading books, I get bored and reading is hard cause I am not very bright.
That you can simultaneously hold the belief that drug use should be illegal and that you do not hate freedom.
Convince me.
I like potatoes
I can simultaneously hold the belief that drug use should be illegal and that I do not hate freedom, trust me.
I have already convinced you.
I like potatoes too.
No, you didn't. That's why I asked for it in the first place. Ain't so difficult to understand, is it?
It seems to me you're new at this but that's no problem.
I can teach you the basics, if you want. Let me be your guide.
convince me that i can get a gf
Need I not to convince you I've convinced you, it has already been done.
Also, who here
>pretending to be OP because lulz