How do I become a writer?

How do I become a writer?

Read, write.

fpbp

It really is true.

proofreaders, editors, Agents, cover-artists, publicists, publishers, and all that other shit is really incidental.

what is that image from?

If you don't know how to use a reverse image search by now you should kill yourself. I'm not kidding. You're never going to keep up with the pace of technology if you can't work out how to use something five years old. Just slit your own throat somewhere lonely, everyone will be pleased when they find out.

I'm writer.

>this triggered
autsim. check yourself into an institution.

alsoreally, where's it from?

>write very well
>shill as hard as you fucking can

Jesus crist calm down.

1. DSL w/o gag reflex
2. Meet the right corporate cronies
3. ?????
4. Become writer

I'm not sure but it get's reposted on r/woahdude about once a month, I'm pretty sure it's a meme there.

not him but why temper the non-boring posts, idiots

>someone used a lot of time to make this

Problem?

>be human
>???
>become conduit for the logos
>write

Officer?;)

Being a writer just means that you wrote something, being an author means being a published writer, yet that still doesn't give any indication of your ability as a writer or the quality of your writings.

I've seen it on a metal album cover.

see

>Ask serious question
>The thread is de-reailed by an image
never change Veeky Forums

you can't

Start with the greeks

You dont. There is no way to live from writing

this minus the write very well part

>implying i want to live

writing is the only way to live forever. Everyone will forget you after your death unless you do something meaningful like writing.

you just say like that