If i parachute into blackhole; live?

If i parachute into blackhole; live?

just kind of roll when you land on it, you should be OK

Nah, you'll probably die.

It would be very painful

You would reach a point where you would stretch out until you get niggered

For whom?

But everyone you know and love will die before you, because your personal time will flow slower and slower the closer you come to it, because of the enormous gravity.

How do you a think a parachute will help you without air?

You will die.

But everyone you know and love will die before you, because your personal time will flow slower and slower the closer you come to it, due to the enormous gravity.

For

The problem isn't the speed you are falling or better the instant stop at the end, but the gravity. That means even if you could enter it really slow you will get crushed and irridiated.

Stand on a platform, as you fall into the black hole. Then, right before you land on the black hole, jump off of the platform

will helicopter work?

If black holes are so dangerous, why don't we just cover them up so people stop falling in?

just make sure your parachute is made of carbon nanotubes, so they don't get crushed by the gravity forces.

If you "fell" in with an air tank, your "might" be able to live as long as the air lasted. And while you could wear a parachute, it likely would have little effect. You'd merely look sillier. HOWEVER, IF space compressed equally to your compression, then to you nothing would change. People couldn't see you with their eyes from outside the event horizon, so they would assume you were crushed. Few people have a mind to have a mind's eye.

Lonely ride way out there to the nearest black hole; lonely way to die! But aren't they all?

Professional Black Hole diver here AMA

OP doesn't even know why parachutes don't work in space

No ones tried it so how do you know bitch

Ayy lmao?

That kind of infrastructure investment is too expensive.

Its wurf it

What's the parachute for?

1st is likely, second is not. There is nothing to prove that there is any space for radiation of any type withing a singularity. As a matter of fact, the state of all particles and waves within such are complete unknowns.

But to answer OPs question, no. You will die of tidal forces and irradiation before you cross the event horizon.

Maybe I'm super dumb but why couldn't that work? Like we could just build a humongous spherical shell around the black hole with a radius so big that the gravity wasn't too strong

Why would we create the biggest structure conceived by man instead of just flying around the thing?

dont' joke about this. my grandpa died in 'nam doing this. fucking gooks

Because black holes don't suck in material anymore than the sun or earth do.

And second just building a Dyson sphere around it won't stop its gravitational pull at all.

>due to the enormous gravity

Remember time dilation depends on velocity, not acceleration. Gravity causes time dilation by making you go fast, not because gravity is just magical

so then you could do it. we could build a shell around a black hole with the right radius so that we could walk around on it and have the same gravity as earth!

or you could just build habitats with a rotational acceleration of 1.0g

but if you lived on a shell surrounding a black hole, then you could have trap doors