Shutting down brain/suicide

Is there a way to kill yourself by thought and/or just shut down your brain in general

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Doesn't work though. After so many years I'm still alive.

That is the thing about suicide. You go to Hell.

no
at least i've failed to

>Tfw could do that for hours on end until someone told me I shouldn't be able to and now I can't.

Try just staring at a wall and marvelling at its beauty, sometimes it works.

>I did actually jump off my apartment building and die
>i remember going inside and posting on Veeky Forums
>I spend more time on Veeky Forums than I did before I jumped
>my life is generally worse
>spend more time on Veeky Forums
>tfw i actually died and this is hell

yes but its just too long to be achieved intentionally.

it happens when your environment is unstable and contradictory. it might be anything you want, but as long as it is stable, or rather consistent, the mind will adapt to it. but if the mind cant do this out of inconsistency of the external patterns then it will keep trying to decipher the inexistent pattern and at some point it will break, leading you to suicide.

join the scientologists.

Yes, by reading Infinite Jest.