>open a book
>it has words
Open a book
>open book
>realize i have to move my eyeballs from left to right in order to gaze upon poorly printed hieroglyphs
>do it for 10 minutes
>can't keep up so I just close the book and go back to watching make-up tutorials on youtube
t. grill
Have you seen some of those make-up tutorials?
I can sure read the fuck out of a book, but I doubt I could cover my face in colorful chemicals for 2 hours without looking like a clown.
>opens
>book
>open a book
>it has turds
>open mind
>it has gunpowder inside
it's like you're not even trying with your shitposting, faggot
ditto
>open dog
>too dark to read inside it
a=a and a=b have different cognitive values you know
>open a book
>it has sticks and stones
>hurt
dont you mean too bark to read inside it?
Interesting, I've never had that happen
You'd have to do some sort of laparoscopic procedure I think to preserve that
t. schopenhauer
There were two girls sitting opposite of me on the train today who were talking about that actually.
How can you go through all that shit every day? How does this not increase your nihilism risk factor by like 20x?
>nihilism risk factor
JUST
>open a book
>read for 1 min
>i want to sleep so hard
everytime. Help???
a book with words? it'll never catch on
MADMAN
It's normal, unless it's happening at 4:00 pm
Thats why i wrote >everytime, because it happend always.
Gravity's Rainbow?
Its okay sweetie, just ask Mommy to take you where the picture books are
>band has 2 drummers