Am I dying?

Hurt myself, got a tetanus shot.
First my arm felt a bit sore, like when I did too much workout. I tried to sleep on it, and now I start to develop flu-like symptom. Joint pains, muscle aches, unfocused mind.

Its a weak version of the virus.
You are now in the supposed highest point in your bodies fight against the tetanus.

Unless you have a REALLY weak immune system then you should be fine and this is as bad as it gets....

Vaccines are designed with a weakened "dummy" virus/bacterium so that when the REAL bad guy comes along your body can defend against it.

We are all dying user.

I meant soon.

[meme_arrow] falling for the vaccine meme in 2017 [meme_arrow]

Here's the beauty of it: No-one can tell how soon they will die. You might be dead before I send this post, you might live to 120. The uncertainty is all part of the fun.

Muscle pain at site of injection and light vague symptoms is normal for a tetanus shot.

OP here, it seems I'm really going to die.
I've no friends. The only social interaction I have is on Veeky Forums.

Just want to leave some final words.

BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER.

All of that is completely normal for a tetanus shot. All in all it is just fucking hell for about 2 days.

Also, FYI most of the symptoms of an infection are caused by the body and no the by the infection itself.