ITT: We write bad aphorisms

ITT: We write bad aphorisms.

>Writing more means you have less to say.

>Invisible hands wreak more damage than visible ones

>What's coming isn't as important as what's going.

>Two wrongs don't make a right...But one wrong GIVES the wright! :^)

Used to say this all the time when I was a 10-year-old little shit. I hate me so much.

>reading rots the mind

>Francis Crick

>i never sleep 'cus sleep is the cousin of death

lol whats that even mean Cervantes?

>Masturbation is the deathrattle of dialectical deconstruction of philosophy.

>Phallus goes in, Phallus goes out, Baby comes out. Life is a flat circle.

Threads like this shall be banned under my control.

"Thinking is only doing without the risk"

"Light does not seek to eliminate darkness"

"Books are like people, the old ones are dated and the young ones are naive"

"The best stories are the real ones we don't believe"

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i dont get it
is ten year old you smarter than me

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>Loving more means living less

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>liking traps makes you gay

God is a metaphor, Christ is a simile.

>a fist in my bum is a peach in a plum!

Was it autism?

It is written above the throne of the Emperor of the Universe: SEX SENSU STRICTO IS CONSENT TO DEATH

>A man may be the measure of things unless the things themselves measure the man.

If this wasn't ironic, I would tell you to fucking kill yourself, but good job.

Well, a religious person killing themselves is ironic.

>The perfect woman knows that she is a woman.