What is the essential element of a story that causes you to associate it with Reddit? How do you avoid it...

What is the essential element of a story that causes you to associate it with Reddit? How do you avoid it? Is being opposite-reddit just as bad as being reddit?

You pay too much mind to Reddit

How much puss did my man Hayden get

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what a fag

I don't like the /pol/ term "cuck" but jesus how cuck'd can you be

The ultimate evidence of intellectual maturity is realizing Reddit is actually better than Veeky Forums in *almost* every conceivable way

>he demands that memes be explicitly defined
>2016 and STILL believing in causality


reddit

Hayden is a smart guy. He took one look at that hairline and decided he had no time to waste. He decided to go for broke and if it didn't work out at least he'll know he did all he could.

Name two.

>Highschool
>Altruism

Pick one.

Also

>Buy something for all women
>No selfish intentions

Okay.

None, obviously.

Biggest beta cuck I've ever heard of.

God loves a trier. One of those 834 girls was probably attention-starved enough to put out.

Could have had two gook whores put on a two girl freak show then take turns sucking his dick for that kind of money

But whats the chances of her not being a two tonne geletin pig

Puss is puss for the Haydens among us.

Feel good shit that keeps you contempt with a fantasy about yourself that you are too lazy to live instead of rousing you up to actually take action.

Oh great another NEETzsche pleb

maybe our man was smart enough to dip the flowers in chloroform, so when all the stacies take a big sniff, hayden and his fellow robots get to partake in an all you can eat/enter buffet.

Veeky Forums is literally the Reddit of imageboards

but pretty much all other chans either don't have a Veeky Forums or their Veeky Forums is ded

What the fuck does this even mean?

It means its the imageboard people actually use

There is a certain sense of humor that I associate with reddit. Think "epic memes" and such.

that's not a good thing though

unexamined ideology. Taking everything the culture industry says as a message from God Himself. Being obsessed with pop culture to an unhealthy degree and yet being unable to handle any criticism of it cause it's 'not supposed to be serious', even though you probably spend more time on it than on 'serious' stuff.

Obsessive Nostalgia for one's childhood used as coping mechanism for drudgery of adult existence. Life for most Americans seems to end at college graduation. the rest is just a formality, a waiting room for death, endlessly browsing through photo albums and remembering the products you used to enjoy.

You think this makes you 'unpretentious' someone who 'enjoys life'.

Mindless contrarianism.

Being a reverse-contrarian, reacting to mindless contrarianism through mindless conformism disguised as moderation.

LARPing as the 'reasonable adult' in the room, sometimes even down to slinging faux 50s dad lingo even though you're probably under 30.

Fetishised invocations of 'logic', 'rationality', 'empathy', etc.

Being opposite-reddit is basing your views on the opposite of what an hypothetical redditor would think. That's a rather common affliction on here. as well as on reddit.

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