What is the most Veeky Forums disease?

Aphasia.

Brain cancer

TB

this

lesbinisms>>>>epilepsy>TB>>syphilis>>>knifwound>>crabs>>>hypochondria>autism>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fanfiction

It's only Veeky Forums if you call it consumption.

>not phthisis
leave

The clap

this thread is now about tb
/www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV-Q35ZyEGg
>jesuit detected

the bourgeoisie splatters

ennui

phimosis

Homosexuality

Guy diagnosed with latent TB here; AMA.

self-diagnosed depression

How'd ya get it?

The pathologist that had a bad case of strabismus in his left eye tracked it down to my experiences in volunteering in hospitals the years prior. The epidemiologist in same room with he and I, disagreed with him, and said that it was just a "random" case.

They argued in my presence for at least half an hour, not really coming to anything close to a conclusion. They eventually told me to fuck off after all that, and to forget about it; saying that it wasn't that big of a deal, it being latent, and all.

They gave me some medication to suppress any further development to real TB, as a precaution, but I didn't really take any of it. My mom said I didn't need it, and neither did I.

captain trips

Is alcoholism a disease?

Gondolitis.

I can't interact with the world, only watch it in my travels.

hypochondria

does blindness count ?

It's a hobby

lul

>I can't interact with the world, only watch it in my travels.
you stole the idea from a story i wrote. i demand that you give me credit.

my diarrhea desu

>will never be able to show my penis to a girl because of this shit

Gotta be a mental illness or some sexually transmitted disease. Maybe drug addiction or alcoholism too.

autism

Hereditary shit taste.

Terminal Boneitus

look at these plebs
the correct answer is
P L A G U E
L
A
G
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Consumption and morphinomania, obviously.

*tips beak mask*

cholera

my poops have this

what was franz kafka? i feel like being paranoid all the time would be good for reading

That'd be a good cover for one of those emo albums

Most Veeky Forums disease to have as a writer: Cirrhosis/Alcoholism

Most Veeky Forums disease to include in your writing: Plague

>my diarrhea desu
Fuck!
I wanted to do this.

Not a single person has said Leprosy.

i'm fucking done with this board.

underrated post

Chronic Masterbation

I know it's a shitposting thread, but a legitimate answer would be tuberculosis, especially during the romantic period.

Tuberculosis, followed by leukemia.

so it's basically nothing

Buh bye

Okay, anonymous

>I know it's a shitposting thread

Is there any other kind of thread?

TB was /thread

stop replying

homosexuality

If it does, I vote for this too.

Humanity.

Pedophilia

Alcoholism.

Tuberculosis, innit?

It's melancholia you fucking plebs.
God damn I hate this board.

Tourette's

Pancreatitis from drinking. Yeah, I got it.

cancer

anons should read Sontag's book, Illness as metaphor

Congratulations.

This.

depression :^)

Priapism

Mild liver condition

in prison

Syphilis and tuberculosis

Nihilism.

Shizophrenia
Alcoholism
/thread

Bullshit, I don't have schizophrenia; we're just fine!... where the fuck did I put my rum...

honestly the only actually true answer yet
(with TB and the plague coming close but being disqualified for only making sense inside of a golden age thinking ideology, and (((alcoholism))) and (((mental illness))) also being disqualified because they're just the results of you (((projecting))) your problems onto others)

>Nihilism.
Agreed

Indigestion

I got it too.

Know what's funny? I don't go away if you quite drinking.

Bunch of bullshit. Might as well keep going.

Celiac disease

Suicide

Being black...

Syphilis is probably, historically, a common disease for writers.

cirrhosis

Funny, but there's been like 2.5 good black writers.

tuberculosis

dissociation from reality

post-wank depression

Don't you mean 'disassociation'? Speaking of which, is Lemon Demon still a thing? I found them fucking awesome when I was in high school.

What?

google.com/search?q=disassociation&oq=disassociation&aqs=chrome..69i57.2424j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

I get this all the time.

Fair enough.

I don't. Once jerking off is out of the way, I could go about doing something else.

So schizophrenia is jewish and arises from projecting problem onto others, which is also jewish...?

The flu. Just the flu