Crossposting this from a thread I saw on /tv/, but it seemed super pertinent to Veeky Forums in terms of subject matter. Norm is on some straight Schopenhauer shit for the first 20 minutes of this interview, it's literally like he's reading aphorisms out of 'The Trouble with Being Born.' It might be a bit, considering it's Norm, but I don't think so. What you guys think?
Crossposting this from a thread I saw on /tv/, but it seemed super pertinent to Veeky Forums in terms of subject matter...
Daniel Morales
David Clark
I was in the other thread as well. He's perhaps the most literate comedian I've heard, he seems like somewhat of an absurdist, but that might be me lumping in the nature of his profession as part of his philosophy.
Most mainstream comedians seem to be very cynical or nihilistic in their confessional stylings, and I believe people unfairly correlate Norm's worldviews with them. People describe Norm as dry when I say he's wet.
Jose Ramirez
>I don't have sex with girls or men
lmao
Brandon Russell
listening to this from that thread too, fucking lmao
to keep it Veeky Forums related, how is his book?
Justin Long
"There's thousands of flavors for ice cream"
"Yeah, but not of women"
Grayson Mitchell
damn norm is our guy.those normies interviewing him can't wrap their head around half the shit he says.
Jaxon Moore
Norm is /ourguy/ for sure.
Hunter Davis
I thought norm MacDonald was a meme
But he's actually Veeky Forums as fuck
Cool interview these normies just can't comprehend him at all
Grayson Perry
>i don't like things
Wyatt Cook
I live like this as well, it's good.
Tyler Smith
look at his twitter
certifiably Veeky Forums
Lucas Diaz
Who are these hosts? Is this what I've been missing by not listening to the radio?
Jacob Carter
Norm is more Veeky Forums than Veeky Forums by far.
James Hill
he really hates BEE
Jose Diaz
where do i start with norm?
Luis Flores
Alice Munro is certainly better than BEE
Luke Butler
Has seriously noone gotten that screencap of his Twitter tirade on enlightened skepticism?
Luis Edwards
Conan
Hudson Gray
>Alice Munro
>Greatest writer alive
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Even if she were there isn't much in the way of competition.
Mason Ward
the pynchmaster
houellebecq
the norwegian 'my diary desu' handsome silver fox
bob dylan
Colton Roberts
So not much in the way of competition
Elijah Fisher
michel is the GOAT
Adrian Perez
/ourguy/
I relate to Norm so much it's frightening
Blake White
She is pretty damn good by modern standards.
Yes, not like the "classics" but she stands out.
Tyler Wood
fucking brutal
Aaron Lewis
I'd love to see this
Nolan Brown
>You just hate people
>Yeah! You hate people!
>You think sex is shameful? Were you raised catholic?
Fucking normies.
Parker Sanders
Okay. Actually who are these fucking normies? Why is Norm wasting his time talking to these idiots?
Dominic Howard
Some local radio station. Ol' Normie does about any interview if you ask him and he doesnt have to come over.
Gabriel Cook
lol, looks like Norm got drunk and did a bunch of angry shitposts on October 17
Christopher Sanchez
He's been ranting about Margaret Atwood lately.
Henry Lewis
I'm going to tweet Norm and tell him about this place. Hopefully he stops on by, he'll probably at least give it a shot
Angel Lopez
Lol, do it.
Matthew Walker
god I've only listened to 6mins and these interviewers make it almost insufferable
Andrew Howard
source for those interested:
thestar.com
It's a short, hilarious read
Alexander Price
Norm is a fucking savage and a true shitposter
Jackson Turner
>what do you do for fun
>i guess i like to read
>hosts start to laugh
JUST
Benjamin Reyes
>tfw you are a patrician but nobody believes you
Ethan Wilson
Didn't think it was possible to like Norm more than I did already. What a man
Jacob Richardson
>he doesn't even so much as fantasize when he has a wank because he thinks it's "madness"
Normies will never even begin to understand him but he is certified Veeky Forums. They think he's being maudlin and defeatist but he has the razor-sharp resolve of a guillotine.
Not a path for me but I respect it.
Carson Powell
...
Nicholas Martin
wew, Atwoodfags on suicide watch
Hudson Ortiz
>lying about his kid's age
>says he doesn't drink alcohol and other things to escape life and later on he says the gambles and is actually fucking wasted while being interviewed
H A C K
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Nolan Richardson
Those interviewers are the worst normies I've ever heard.
Robert Gomez
>I guess I like to read
>LOL, do you play video games, play cards, what?
J
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Ryder Moore
I really like Norm now. Fuck Brett Easton Edgelord and his ridiculously lame modern appropriation of de Sade.
Christian Gomez
>what do you do for fun
>I read sometimes
>No way! You've got to be kidding. Don't you play video games?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gavin Taylor
>10 years ago
>you play video games? what a loser nerd haha
>now
>you don't play video games? what a loser nerd haha
William Ward
Its just an act but it proves he is a pretty brilliant person
Jayden Williams
what minute is that
Blake Miller
somewhere in the first 20minutes, the interviews after the 1st are pretty boring desu
Zachary Hill
10:10
Jace Kelly
thanks.
Tyler Hall
I've been trying this but the wanking takes longer and is more abusive to the penis.
Christian Gray
>lives in a smalll apartment with just books and a bed in it
>uses pissbottles
One of us
Jackson Miller
>Unlike Munro, @MargaretAtwood is incapable of writing a novel, yet churns out chum at an alarming rate
Munro hasn't written a novel
Aaron Ward
She has. It's called Lives of Girls and Women.
Robert Wright
Wikipedia says that's a short story cycle
Camden King
In an interview Norm said he thinks he might for his books and that he thinks he'll write 3 or 4 more. [Source: larry king interview]
Grayson Cook
*Be remembered
Isaac Young
according to twitter he's currently writing his second one
Caleb Lee
Kayden Hernandez
Those guys are real jerks.
Jaxon Gutierrez
Norm is that you?
Jace Cook
I can't believe how effortlessly and naturally funny Norm is with everything he does. His jokes, his delivery, his voice, his body language, literally everything about the guy is hilarious.
My favorite Norm joke:
Kayden Rodriguez
Jesus Christ, these normies are so painful. Why is it so difficult to comprehend what he is saying.
Robert Hughes
*difficult for them
Levi Morales
GOAT coming through
youtu.be
Parker Bennett
>what?
Daniel Rogers
What a fucking champ, you're right OP he's definitely on some Schopenhauer trip and I love it. Norm has been my favorite since I was a kid and he keeps delivering
These radio show hosts are abysmal
Matthew Morgan
It's his face too, it's permanently in an expression with his cheeks tight and his eyes squinted like he's prepared to open mouth laugh at any moment
Leo Fisher
Norm fanboyism is Reddit
William Mitchell
Caring about reddit is /tv/
Jordan Jones
reddit got pissed when he shit on Atwood, they want Norm to be reddit but he's just Norm, and that enrages reddit.
Angel Ramirez
The only acceptable hobbies are Netflix and clubbing
Benjamin Adams
>“It isn’t her fault and I’d never have anything but pity for the talentless. But the Canadian school system makes you read her.”
now this is shitposting
Mason Moore
>greatest writer alive
>ruggles still walks this here upper east side
Christian Nguyen
being incapable of distinguishing reddit's culture from other websites, including Veeky Forums, is reddit. a lack of self awareness is one of the greatest redditor traits.
polite sage for shitposting
Connor Roberts
Hello, Bald Brian... Or is it Bryan?
Joshua Jenkins
>The Cure
> I remember that episode...
>sports jerseys
Isaac Long
reddit hates norm. he's conservative and religious
Hunter Hughes
post favorite norm bits
Jace Hill
Nah they're just being provocative hosts to keep the convo flowin
Luke Edwards
What's some essential Munro?
Jonathan Hill
it's all kino
Isaiah Bell
I heard Norm describe DFW as 'a litte mannered' in a recent interview.
Also:
Kevin Diaz
Why is no one talking about his actual book? It's fucking hilarious. Funniest novel since Quixote.
Wyatt Rogers
I got an epub for it, but heard he narrates the audio book. Might be better to go for that
William Lopez
what does a little mannered mean?
Kevin Evans
yeah listen to the audiobook instead, one of the few times I really advocate this. His delivery is incredible
Gavin Moore
Norm's voice is comfy as fuck, go for it.
Ayden Reyes
cumfaggot
Luis Cook
>>he doesn't even so much as fantasize when he has a wank because he thinks it's "madness"
I used to do this as a young teen.
Now i've forgotten why I was so sure that that was damaging.
I'm also a degenerate now.
I think children are the real philosophers.
Tyler Bell
I already know about it ya turkeys
Andrew Perry
Norm Fanboyism is for anyone with a soul to be honest
Camden Ramirez
And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
Aaron Morris
>AND THEN, SANCHO POOPS HIS PANTS
lol
Jose Sanchez
I think (I don't want to say i'm sure), that i'm not strong enough in morals or convictions to follow through on religion.
That, and I can't convince myself that there is something else at work on this Earth besides the natural.
Joshua Jones
How do you fap without fantasizing?
I t-thought that was how you did it
Jackson Torres
Train yourself to first fap without porn, then fap without fantasies, then don't fap at all.
Only sex with the wife.
My hypothetical response if I was a Christian.