Book has epilogue

>book has epilogue

>book is written by Tolstoy

>chapters have names instead of numbers

>book

>transgender characters aren't referred to by their correct pronouns

If you didnt read the epilogue of Crime and Punishment, you didn't read Crime and Punishment

>book doesn't tell me when it's over by saying THE END

>chapters begin with bullet points of what happens in each chapter

>book has stupidly long chapters

>implying I won't read it

>book has both opening and closing words praising it

>book has one or more features books often have

>book has a plastic cover

>book has a spine

>book has words

>book is a book

>book is

>Book has words and no pictures

>Book has sex with your wife and forces you to watch

>Book doesn't have sufficient trigger warnings

Kek. I've been using Schiele for reaction images for years. Glad to see other people had the same idea

>book has chapters

all of you fags was outdone by this man
and your still trying to show you're wit?
sad!

>Note on text
>Note on this version of the text
>Note of translator on the text
>Introduction
>Prologue
COME ON

Whenever I open a book and it starts off right away I breathe a heavy sigh of relief.

>Book has illustrations

>the book just is

truly horrifying desu