The Divine Comedy

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>Meditations
>not a single Om or namaste

like how am I supposed to reach Moksha with this shit

why did you post this?

>The Stranger
>We know the protagonist's name

Except it's not even true. There are plenty of comic details.

>Germinal
>No microbiological discussion whatsoever

did you not read the part where dante and virgil start fucking roasting each other? it was actually pretty funny for something written so long ago and in an italian dialect.

If you actually read the book like the angry alt-universe fanfic that it is, there's a lot of humorous lines to be found. Just about every time he goes to a new layer and they reveal the punishment and inhabitants is enough.

Kek

>1984
>actually happening in 2016

>>moby dick or the great white whale
>>doesn't even have a white whale
>Whale of a tale...for whites...who are great...

>Nausea
>no one vomits

The whole premise of heaven and hell is the joke.

>George Eliot
>not even a man

>Nip The Buds, Shoot The Kids
>no kids get shot in it.

>middlemarch
>not even one platoon inspection

>The Satanic Bible
>it's not actually Satanic, it's just watered down Objectivism with a splash of edgy for wicca tier soccer moms and fedoras who want to feel dangerous while still obeying the rules and safely existing in a capitalist society

>Falconer
>no falconry in it

>this same thread
>every week

>All Quiet on the Western Front.
>Its everything BUT quiet. They're shelled non-stop for the entire book.

>The Picture of Dorian Gray.
>Cameras weren't invented back then.

>Stoner.
>No weed.

>Kafka on the Shore.
>Czechoslovakia is a land-locked country.

>Fight Club
>They start a club and fight
>am I doing this write?

At least come up with original ones

its not titled the photograph of dorian gray. its the picture

>man and his symbols
>not mention of a band or orcestra

>A Farewell to Arms
>It's his legs that get amputated

>All Quiet On The Western Front
>Literally war, loud grenades, men screaming in pain and agony

minor kek

>sas survival handbook
>i died.

Yeah? Then who was phone?

dog

.....I'm on to you phone......

Scommetto che questo finoccio non aveva letto la comedia in suo originale

neppure io, pero riesco a cappirci. anche, mi spiace il cattivo italiano, e la mia terza lingua

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It's a meme you dip.

REVIVE

You can see all the responses above you to the post that's baiting you out but you still felt you should post your shit? Fucking Imbecile mate.

Also

>dip

LMAO:^))

>A Hero of Our Time
>19th Century

>Infinite Jest
>is finite in length and actually not that much of a jest

"Hey Dante."
"Yeah Virgil?"
"I know it's been rough, but we've had a HELL of a time, haven't we?"

>audience applause and laughter
>Dante and Virgil high-five midair
>freeze
>roll credits

Come on, it's like you forgot the best fucking part of the Inferno you shit.

>100 years of solitude
>buendias were not lonely, they spent their time fucking, how do you think they lasted a century you colombian hack

No, they were loners as in don't take kindly to people othet than their own. They were all incestuous fucks and only lasted about four or five generations

It's a meme you dip.

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>20 thousand leagues under the sea
>the sea isnt anywhere near 20 thousand leagues deep

>for whom the bell tolls
>there's no bells

ffs

>Brave New World
>takes place on earth

the fuck you talking about, those demons were funny as shit.

>Paradise Lost
>Paradise never even played a game

haha btfo

got tons of jokes in it dawg. Dante literally faints in like every Canto. Shit is gold.

lol u look super dumb bro

thousand leagues under the sea
>>the sea isnt anywhere near 20 thousand leagues deep

It means that they "sail" for 20 000 miles under the sea, not that they dive 20000 leagues deep, dept is not even measured in leagues

>Les Miserables
>no lesbians

that's why it's miserable

So it goes.

>Bottom's Dream
>just a bunch of shit

Schmidt you hack

>Slaughterhouse Five
>Vonnegut inflates the casualties of the Dresden bombing by a factor of five

It's like poetry

>Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
>Dante actually gets out alive
You just dont get late medieval humour.

>Short history of decay
>Not even a history book

>The Great Gatsby
>Is actually a beta cuck

>if you're bi, I want you to die
>transgender, get into a fender bender
wow you really got me there

light kek

That's a very bad italian, buddy.

>To Kill a Mocking Bird
>trial for murdering a person not a bird

>Le 1984 is literally now XD
Fuck off retard.

>happy ending
>has to come back to Earth after being in Heaven
>happy

No

>Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
>it's a novel, not a painting

>gravity's rainbow
>no pot of gold at the end

>the trouble with being born
>everybody pass for it

>Naked Lunch
>no one eats any lunch while naked

Prova a leggerla con il testo a fronte in inglese. Prima in inglese e poi in italiano, così vedi le corrispondenze e impari pian piano

>invisible man
>everybody can clearly see him

>Infinite Jest
>it ended

>Anna Karenina
>Book is about Levin

>Dead souls
>Nobody dies in the book
Fucking Gogol

In what?

> Not knowing the glorious republican calendar

Do you not get tired of posting the same tired old meme everywhere?

That's not even the title.

>Of Mice and Men
>not the best laid plans I've seen

Not as long as there are autistic losers that deny the divine truth of the HOLY BIBLE.

>Jude the Obscure
>There's a whole book about him