Help me pick my senior quote

What are some good, non-degenerate, senior quotes for my yearbook?

"[horrifying, unintelligble sounds]"
- Harold Incandenza

Friendship is magic.

...

quote yourself, its what I did

"Deus Vult, MAGA, take the redpill, Hail Victory, Praise KEK!"

'i'm glad it's over'

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"trying is the first step towards failure"
-Homer

A screaming comes across the sky.

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."

W. C. Fields

Some good wisdom to temper the "you can do anything, spechul snowflake!" rhetoric the kiddos have been hearing for 12 years.

If you don't pick something stupid and ironic you're going to want to shoot yourself when you read it in the future

Which chapter of the Iliad was this

"What?"
--Richard M. Nixon

The explanation in this image ruins it. Please never repost it that way again.

"They say this is the best time in our lives but I spent it on Veeky Forums. Fug."

Holy Pynch, that you??

season 4 episode 9

Is this a thing in Amerika? Students have to take a fancy picture at their senior year and choose a witty phrase to go with it?

Why? I'm genuinely curious.

To feel special

i've always been partial to this one.

It's just a memorabilia

Put a subtly obscene faux-depth quote and attribute it to DFW. No one will know if he actually said it.

Is it mandatory?

Or, you could use a genuine subtly obscene faux-depth quote from DFW. Either way, no one (who is likely to ever see your yearbook) will know if he actually said it.

no lol

No

"You missed your chance for this dick."

Have 'I didn't have any sax in high school' is it looks like a spelling error, but it's not

I'll just tell you to ask them to put a greater than sign before the text.

"check out >>."

This, OP, please.

>mfw they fuck up and put a less than sign

'This high school was absolutely terrible-Abraham Lincoln'-New York Times

"Naked came I forth my mother's room; naked shall thus return."