A real page-turner

>a real page-turner

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I hate that. Literally any book in existence requires the act of page-turning to progress through it.

do you have autism by any chance?

see fuck you shithead

That doesn't make it a turner of pages tho. It's a valid if overused phrase, that it compels you to perform the action of turning pages.

>a real page turner
>i turned them all at once

I don't like that term becaue it's been overused to the point where it doesn't mean what it should mean.
Pageturner would be something which its style is so fluent and natural that you just feel what you are reading without having to try and understand what the author is trying to tell you. This is different from, say YA novels where you read it quick not because of the style but because it's basically a scene by scene book movie.

>a real page turner
>it's a scroll

> a real page turner
> its only on kindle

>A real page turner
>Is a coffe table book about Ellen Page

>a real Paige Turnah

>be me
>read book
>turn pages
>tfw I'm a real page turner
Did I make it, guys?

She the one with the tattoo that says "Lucky you" or something to that effect?

>reabable
>unputdownable
>tour de force

>a real page turner
>using physical books anymore
>not owning a kindle and downloading an unlimited library of Veeky Forums
>not downloading that library onto a series of external hard drives in preparation for the totalitarian state

I won't be sharing desu.

>he doesn't want to participate in underground literature circles
>he doesn't want to go through long arduous and risky struggles just for a single book
This is why you'll always stay a weak pleb desu

>Implying your Kindle won't get hacked by the government
>Implying they won't make it blow up in your hands, both blinding you and destroying your hands - rendering you helpless and at the mercy of others, not least the government

Meanwhile I'm nice and comfy off the grid with physical books.

>appraisal by random famous person

>A coffee table book about turning Ellen Page gay

>implying you'll have electricity
>implying you'll have eyes to read

Dunno, but I sure would like to berry my nose betwixt her butt cheeks

>unironically seriously wanting to lower your reading comprehension

>unputdownable
"enslaving", "engaging" and "enrapturing" would convey the same meaning without recurring to this.
>tour de force
Why can't people just say "masterpiece", "magnum opus" or even "chef-d'oeuvre"? Why is it always "tour de force"?

Physical books are ideal for off-the-grid life.

>Now a blockbuster motion picture!

>An instant classic

>a tour de France

>#1 New York Times Bestseller

Seriously how is every fucking book a times best seller, do they make a new list every six hours?

>Oprah's Book Club

Every week iirc

a tour de france

>pdf
>audiobook

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_York_Times_Best_Seller_list

With the FUCKING ACTORS ON THE COVER REEEEEEEEEEEE