My dumb fucking wife keeps waking me up by flopping around in bed like a dumb retarded piece of shit. Now I know why people slept in separate beds for hundreds of years. I want to smash her fucking face in god damnit. Every night it's something different.
>muh legs hurt >I'm itchy >can't sleep it's too hot >you snoring >mrs. brown's cat mr. cuddles died I'm sad :((
FUCK I HATE WOMEN
Why do SOME people flop around in bed like this? They need to be shot. FUCK YOU Veeky Forums
Tyler Moore
looks like you realized too late that investing time in fuckcows is a dumb idea
Jackson Hill
Use sedatives, bro
Parker Ramirez
tranquilize her and keep her in her cage
nigga you dumb? how much of a brainlet do you have to be to need to be told what to do with your fuckcow? you keep her locked in a cage and you feed her twice a day, you train her to shit in a corner and that's all
Lucas Powell
Have sex with her. That's what I would do if I had a wife.
Brandon Thompson
>Falling for marriage meme It's your own fault
David Collins
You brainlets are pathetic.
Why aren't brainlets aware of the universally known fact that women are finite deterministic automatons that come with a preprogrammed superficial set of emotions and with limited computational power? Women aren't even humans, they're just moving furniture that you keep in your house, furniture that serves a limited purpose(giving birth to your autistic spawn), just like how your fridge only does one thing: keep your food at a low temperature.
Ryan Rodriguez
Get a second bed and put it next to the other for a "bigger bed". Then put her ass on one bed, then lay on the middle edge of the other so she can have her retarded cuddle time. Once floppy goes to sleep, you're free to your own bed.
Michael Adams
take her to the veterinary if she's acting up
Parker Perry
Shut up misogynist. You married her for this.
Ryder Powell
Doesn't matter had sex.
Luke Peterson
You're a beta male for not being more assertive to your wife.
Daniel Sullivan
Build a wall between you and her. Make her pay for it.
Jonathan Thomas
Trap her body under yours so it can't flop.
Nathan Hall
>ignoring whores and choosing to pay for pussy with your life and sanity instead IQ in the unit interval detected
Liam Stewart
tie her to a crucifix man I always do that shit when I get tired of my bitch, it's so funny, I get dressed as a roman soldier and I beat her ass and put her on the cross and when she complains I tell her "shut up Jesus" and pee on her
take your pee-pee out and pee on her, that will make her keep a distance from you
John Russell
>14 replies >8 posters, all but one replying to OP
The samefaggotry iit is off the charts.
Oliver Wood
>Falling for the 3D meme You asked for this l
Charles Taylor
>do benzos all the time >become a bartard brainlet >try to quit and get seizures ok user
shits, complains all the time, pussy not wet on command, take up all of your free time, sucks you dry of money and semen, ruins your sanity, destroys your life and your future, gives birth to retarded little gerbil fucks who run around and turn you insane and poor just by being alive
Brody Ross
I mean, use them on her
Asher Harris
Your body pillow waifu doesn't count as a real wife you autistic faggot
Wyatt Watson
Stop talking shit about your wife on a welsh gardening imageboard.
Ethan Barnes
Yeah there is a reason horse tranquilizers are a common street drug now.
Noah Rogers
You are now realizing that marriage is a meme. Now just you wait until she gets fat, it'll be even more dreadful.
Ryder Hernandez
you fell hard for the woman meme brah
Gavin Gonzalez
Get a bed bigger than twin, poorfag.
Christian Nguyen
>t. jerry cruncher
Jonathan Allen
Wtf I'm gay now
James Anderson
>living with a woman Why?
Gavin White
Go get a sleep study down. Both of you. If this is a reoccurring issue either you or her (maybe both) have a sleep disorder. So if it's an issue be brutally honest with her, tell her "hey, we need to both go get a sleep study done because I am not able to sleep". and do it. Don't let a sleep disorder ruin your marriage.
Or maybe it's just an every once in awhile thing, sometimes when I'm playing video games, doing work, or watching tv and my girl decides to fall asleep on the couch it drives me crazy. I want some space and alone time and even though she's asleep her presence just ruins it. Go sleep in your guest room for the night.
Henry Reed
I hope you aren't talking about ketamine, it's nothing like a benzo.
Christian Cooper
>I want to smash her fucking face in Very interesting. Instead of accepting that your wife is a light and restless sleeper and reaching a reasonable compromise, your frustrated mind first turns to violence.
When you were growing up, how would you describe your feelings towards your mother?
Grayson Rodriguez
>Go sleep in your guest room for the night. >get a sleep study done
everything is easy when you're not poor.
Christopher Wood
>even women post on Veeky Forums Will this human form of cancer ever leave us men alone?
Nathan Peterson
People didn't sleep in separate beds.
For most of history the idea of a bedroom was actually kind of... nonexistent. Usually families slept in one big bed - parents, kids, gramps, etc. This persisted even into the early 1900s in rural parts of America, and in other parts of the world for longer. The bedroom was just the room where the bed was.
Unless you were rich or a noble you had A bed and that was it.