Whats a good name like Jung or Daud?

This is great tho

Watt
Gord
Olm
Ulla
Gurt

Why all of these sound like comic relief characters from fantasy book series?

Probably because that's what OP's names sound like too.

Ulla is a woman's name

Sgt. Beef McStache

Because I'm imagining big potato-headed men with an upper limit of two syllables per name - naturally humorous caricatures of dockers and football hooligans and whatnot.

Bonus round -

Lunk
Wadd
Spig
Pegg
Lot
Hella
Funk
Wog
Nag
Twat
Mung
Gonk
Jimmy Wiggle-Nuts
Boggo

I like "Wut" (pronounced "woot"), the german word for anger.

Glope
Tarp
Yobe
Tanan
Frud
Cruk
Larp
Jape
Cuck
Tane
Plape

Chad.

Mast
Berg
Krug
Dorg
Warp
Stone
Lead
Gneis

Oh, "warp" is a really good one!

"Ahm Wwarp," he said, as the cowboy movie music started and he strode forwards into the dusty room with his mana guns drawn and spinning like a roulette you know will be the death of your wallet if not your social status and making evil eyes with all the men in the room who're rising from their seats some only half-way by the time the first plasma bullet (or plasbullet) is out.

"And I let bullets talk," he said in the mystical and eternal language of enacted violence. Bodies were already being created - dead bodies. His muscles flapped and shone as the light and blastbacks affected them. "Aaaah," some of his enemies said. It was their fault for conspiring to sell fantasy alcohol in HIS town without HIS say-so.

Max Powers

Duke, say no more.

Man

Chud
Drongo
Gun
Flip
Nod
Grip

Bret Sergeant Hart

Spearchucker

Fuck off back to Veeky Forums Marco.

Chad
Carl
Pepe

spurd

more like turd

Dixon Cox

>Herrmann
German name for more a authorian Character. Was a highly popular Name in the late 19th, early 20th Century

It is literally "Mr. Man", I love it.

Chad Sexhaver

Vaughn

Wann. Make him black.

S U C C
Succovitch

Ozan

Colt.

Loan
Fock
Gatt
Galt
Pep
Yark
Lack
Burns

Max Power

Chuck Steak

Dick Spearman

Fuck, it's true.
espnfc.com/story/259785/wolfsburg-sack-wolfgang-wolf

Chadwick Cuntpoker

kek

It is still surreal to me. Not only did his parents decide to give him the first name Wolfgang, but he actually got the job as the coach of Wolfsburg which I just have to assume was meant as a joke, if not for the fact that he kept the position for 5 years.

My name is Daud. It ain't exactly made up, pal.