What does Veeky Forums masturbate to?

What does Veeky Forums masturbate to?

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Mostly anime. i've tried to find literature that can match it but to no avail

shemales

My own intelligence desu

I remember moments where I showed my intellectual superiority over someone

Like, even anime with no actual sexual elements at all gets me off something crazy while I try for six consecutive hours to make my dick respond to a high class novel sex scene and I just canna do it lads! I cannae do it!

What is to be done, o what is 2 be done

I hate having to masturbate, it's just another chore and I don't even feel pleasure anymore.

Infinite Jest

Mainly solo camgirls and solo amateur women.

I'm starting to get a lot more vanilla. It's a good way to be. Over time I'd like to part ways completely with it, but when you're a young guy and not in a relationship it's easier said than done.

Lesbians, amateur as possible

All sorts of depraved trash. Im just going to go cold turkey.

Stockings

Corruption of Champions

Anaïs Nin (her stories not her..)

Feet and JAV.

Trap camgirls, especially lunluns and Warmfreshpaint

memes

Feet.

jav incest game show porn
jav incest porn in general
incest porn in general

I have managed to reduce porn watching to maybe 2 times a month, always vanilla stuff, but I was never into degenerate stuff anyway.

all of these
at the same time

you think creampies are degenerate?

attractive young ladies suckling on a phallus until it pops on their nubile faces and dribbles down to their ample breasticles

Exhibitionism
This woman's library episode is still great

Masturbation is for psueds.

underrated

pregnants

They are kind of the whole point of sex, if by that we just mean cumming in the pussy.

Ether this or furshit
Kill me

I masturbate to Instagram pictures of girls I know (or seen or heard about). My imagination is so powerful that I don't even feel like convincing them to sleep with me is worth the effort.

>nobody asks for a source for this that isn't bobstgirls
Is Veeky Forums going straight? Fucking faggots

true
only this animalistic pseudo pleasure or rather just an urge fulfilled

big juicy butts.

practical thing is to turn down heating in your home during winter - 16c turns off my libido, also you sleep better

JAVs for the qt grills, the campy and bizarre situations, and the opportunity to practice learning japanese.
Western pornography is usually mom/son or brother/sister incest themed, because I like well endowed mature women, the incest scenario creates an interesting story dynamic, and I can easily self insert as the younger male in the situation.
I also enjoy incest themed erotic literature I find on the internet, but I feel the quality level on that stuff is really all over the place. Most of its pretty bad and I don't know how I'm supposed to find the cream of the crop of that sort of thing.

Pov exclusively

Cottage cheese and the playful dance of the aft spheres.

Faces of underage girls.

Momcest obviously

who is this

futa incest

wew lad

Tatiana Kotova

Throated.com

>the opportunity to practice learning japanese

all the hardest porn acts with the prettiest girls willing to do it as possible

i dont understand anything else lol

same

Animated pornography of the fur variety.

>not her
Plebeian taste, user

Crying and sissification

kek

this desu

Lactation erotica narrated by Slavoj Zizek.

The chart

Cougars getting with younger men.

>When will it me my turn?

dunno user

This is my favorite sexual fantasy, but weirdly I don't like to watch porn of it.

>masturbating

I have a lot of porn manga on my Kindle pic related often flat but now always. It's what I fap to when I'm not at my computer. On the computer it's mostly all kinds of porn, I quite like camgirls too, but the problem is I can rarely fap to the same girl more than twice. I usually stay in their room and chat but after seeing them masturbate a couple of time it stops doing it for me. Not completely of course but it loses some of it's kick.

The only thing I for some reason is seeing men giving oral to women. I quite enjoy doing it myself but seeing a guy stretch out his tongue to lick a girls privates somehow just turns me right the fuck off.

this

Kys

Can you describe your thought process? I can kind of see why a foot fetishist for example might go for feminine or masculine feet over one another, but why feminine feet connected to a dickgirl do you think?

how do i get into 2d?

i want to transcend roastbeef and move onto pure form

The source of all sin and suffering.

My diary, desu

Are you a girl

I masturbate to scenes I conjure up in my mind, often involving women I know, and rarely the most beautiful ones but rather plain girls in believable scenarios.

Like missionary sex under the covers with the chubby girl from class five years ago who hasn't taken her socks off on a dreary Sunday morning in a single bed in a badly insulated room above a phone repair shop in a harbour town that has lost most of its business with no hope of things getting better.

I recommend dirty Manga over dirty Animu while there is _some_ decent fappable animu most of it is terrible quality and at least for me knowledge of the fact that the "sex sounds" are generated by some people in a studio really turns me off.
As for how to get into good 2D.. well What are your fetishes? Do you like Flat? Do you like guys getting cheated on? Do you like girl on girl? Do you like young girls? Do you like good girls getting corrupted? Just look for what you like on Sadpanda and fap away.

Be warned though: you will read a lot of "It feels like you're sucking me in!" and "It wraps around my dick!" and other low tier dirty talk of that nature. good dialogue is a bit rare in this medium.

Thanks, family.

the fading memories of my one true love, supplemented with amateur pornography.

I've been fapping to my one serious ex for almost a decade now, but the real deal is now a heap of shit compared to the platonic ideal.

I think the trick is to have just enough sexual experience to provide good fapping material and otherwise abstain.

I'm not gay but yesterday I masturbated to Griffith from Berserk

In a similar vein I go for videos of girls who exchange money for sex as part of the "story" of the porn, especially girls fucking guys they normally wouldn't ever fuck, like old, ugly, or fat guys.

This is giving me a sad insight to my own state of mind.

...

I understand you, user.

I've fapped to the beach scene

>I'm not gay
I got news for you pal.

I mostly fap to Literotica.

I've gone pretty vanilla and I'm pretty happy about it. I felt like I was losing my mind for a while

we all did.
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teach me your ways

>ctrl+f scat
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Heh, guess I'm the only Joycean on Veeky Forums...

no u

ya know, it's not really necessary to analyse everything

If you're serious, take steps to deescalate and/or quit for a while. Like a few months

Also part of my problem was that I used to edge while I browsed for literally hours. Now I have like two go to amateur vids that I can easily bust to

I truly believe that porn overstimulation (along with being a pothead) has made me semi-retarded

Same here lad, had to pause the movie to rub a quick one.

I think the same about the scene and he's got a point but I disagree with reducing the enjoyment of sexual intercourse to the talking about it afterwards or prior verbal seduction. I mean, yeah, it can arouse, but it's seems like an exaggerated absolute claim to make.

Photos of me and my deceased mother from when I was a kid

Ankles.

I don't.

i dont masturbate anymore

it really is pathetic...and I don't mean it in a copypasta way...but really, you could just be having sex or saving your load for the next time you have sex.

Doujins and H-manga, animated hentai is usually bad

I think the point he's mistaken is the 'afterwards', women will choose a man to fuck based on an a priori narrative she thinks herself in or that she would like to be in, and if he represents well the role she invented for the 'male part'.

Does rejecting your sexual impulses lead to poor capitalization and text formatting?

>saving your load

past a couple of days, that's not really how it works user

...me too

I enjoy the calm feeling of post orgasm

Also
>having sex
lel

>sexual impulses include pleasuring yourself to other man making love to a woman

gtfo

trips checked. i view it as a sort of reward that you have to work for. Best to have too little than too much and ruin sex for you.

also, I wonder if will hark on you for capitalization....nah


or himor him

I can if you want me to be ;)

does jacking off 3 times a day lead to a meaningless grammatical obsession that fulfills a desperate desire to seem more intelligent on Veeky Forums

I see you are a man of culture as well.

>>>/autism/