List of Cliches

Let's make a list of cliches, painful or otherwise.

I'll start.
>Opening by describing the weather

what is the point of this thread

This.

If you want complain threads, then make them about women, sexually active people, blacks, or reddit

>Once upon a time

It's not a complain thread. More like a catalog/reference.

It's nice to know all the cliches so you can avoid them or subvert them.

flight from cliche is the biggest cliche, you fucking redditor

>A bunch of single word sentences in rapid succession

>some stupid bit of """"witty""""" dialogue

>a generic statement about the human condition

>It's nice to know all the cliches so you can avoid them or subvert them.

just browse TvTropes then

also this

Pleb literary devices
>crosscutting
>dramatic irony
>anything metafictional
>untaggged dialogue
>archaisms
>asyndeton
>heterodox punctuation
>pastiche
>stream of consciousness
>rhyme
>meter
the list goes on

>loss of innocence

seriously, you should stop posting

So go on faggot

>plot
>setting
>characters
>dialogue
>punctuation
>words

could you shed some light as to why we're being invaded by /r/writing, kind friend?

(by "kind friend" I mean "seeing as you're one of them")

>and a very good time

When a post has no source cited despite consisting entirely of a quote.

tvtropes.org

Writing a book is pretty cliche

>parody
>allusion
>symbolism
>litotes
>personae
>digression
>indirect voice
the list goes on

> Or maybe twice

>twice if you count god

Please, continue

kek

>shivers down my spine

>*boom* *boom* *CRASH*

Holy.... I want more....

10/10 narrative device

I'm sorry are we talking about cliches as in canned phrases, or cliches as in tropes?

Those are two entirely different things.

>it was there was a moocow

>using words to communicate ideas
wow

Five suspension points each, philistine!

>coming down along the road