ITT: Describe the plots to books you've never read

ITT: Describe the plots to books you've never read.
>There's a good school student
>Parents love him, teachers like him, gets good grades
>Meets some rowdy friends
>They turn him into a stoner
>He is stoned for the rest of his life
>Looks sad and old
>Dies alone

>Russia
>Huge aristocracy
>noble ruski falls in love with qt peasant
>war breaks
>war ends and there's peace
>noble and qt marry, Stalin blesses them, they run towards fields and achieve transcendence through quotidian tasks

Bump

Top kek.
Ty m8.

>Two friends go out to get drunk
>One is a Jew, the other is paranoid as fuck he'll do something shift
>So many vignettes and random sequences I may as well be reading something Bunuel wrote
>LOL IRISH HUMOUR
>Catholicisms
>It ends with someone getting fucked on a hill and having an orgasm

>NEETfag lays around all day
>rich enough so he doesn't have to work
>reads a lot to confirm his biases against women and work
>dreams of a social revolution

>>There's a good school student
>>Parents love him, teachers like him, gets good grades
>>Meets some rowdy friends
>>They turn him into a stoner


This is unironically my life desu

Which joyce book is this?

>16 year old student that lives in Oslo
>surrounded by QT Norwegian girls all day
>testosterone through the roof
>wakes up every day hard as diamonds as a result
>slowly drives him crazy
>becomes a hermit
>newfound piety saves him from insanity
>Jesus saves his soul

>anna karenina is unsatisfied with her husband
>sleeps with charming dark haired stranger
>pregnant?
>suicide in train station
>a cat
>husband remarries and is happy

dont bother reading it, youre not missing anything

>Christie Malory's frustrated with his accounting job
>ends up slitting both his wrists

As symbolized by the torn paper.

>Late XVIII century England
>Beach house-parlour where balls are held
>Big family composed entirely by women
>Mostly old women whos husbands are beta males
>The younger women make out to their mothers, grandma's discontent with the young boys of a nearby town
>The have to do i tin secret so they do it in the lighthouse

I've been looking for this book in digital format forever, or any other book by this author. Has anyone actually read it?

I just ordered it off Amazon right now. From what I've read, it's his most accessible book.

If only, son, if only. The truth is far darker--but it's best not to bring up such things on a day like this.

Please no spoilerino, I want to read it some day.

>two men in trench coats chasing each other

- Someone had blundered.

>a cat
top kek

>As I Lay Dying
A dystopian Sci-Fi novel set in a future where the United States have degenerated into a tarpit of despair and southern accents after the first truly authoritarian president after Ronald Reagan got elected. Someone gets beaten to death with a corncob.

>aristocracy
>stalin

>Ordinary guy with a big head
>weird stuff starts to happen
>Sky turns purple and people start to turn black
>The guy slowly realizes He's no longer human.

bump

There is a traveling circus
It goes into a town
There is an elephant
Somebody, maybe the elephant, is sad
Somebody, maybe the elephant, puts up a somewhat half-hearted fight about something

>some nazi scientists build a rocket
>americans go to steal it
>rocket launches and they're on it
>exhaust looks like a rainbow or some shit
>somewhere along the way there's goofs and gags