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>Fischer
>ideal cognitive function

Limit your trans fats, sugar, and salt (of course you need salt but too much is bad, even though I guess you can counter it with water).

Stick to fiber and omega 3's. Stay away from animal products of all kinds.
Fiber = vegetables and legumes
omega 3 = flax seeds, hemp seeds, and chia seeds

balanced sodium, potassium, magnesium and calcium.

low carb with lots of veggies.

fresh food; the less processed, the better.

less red meat, more fish.

vegetable alternatives are prefered.

Soylent

A diet of pure dexamphetamin.

50 grams of lsd a day

Ideal diet for competitive chess would be to take a handful of PEDs (ritalin, caffeine, modafinil) worldchess.com/article/651/

I do Soylent, supplemented with probiotics, omega-3 from fish oil, magnesium, and coffee.

Anecdotal but it works very well for me.

>Found the homosexual.
This makes sense:
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The ideal diet is ketogenic.
Eat a lot of animal fat.
You will need little sleep and will be able to concentrate for extreme amounts of time.
t. did it myslef.

food you like while working, fast while youre not (for insulin sensitivity)

That would literally fry your brain, you fucking arsehole. :D

Fresh blood.

Is this why predatory animals are smarter than the herbivorous and omnivorous?

How do I do this without giving myself heart disease

That shit is rampant in my family

Just eat fish nigga and red meat like two times a week. r/keto has really good info. Check it out, I've been in keto and lost a lot of weight.
Avoid McDonald's and the like.
You can eat a burger if you make it with good meat off.

Ofc*

>How do I do this without giving myself heart disease
>The good news is that this elevation in cholesterol seems to go away. One interesting and reassuring aspect of this study was that by 12-24 months the abnormal values were returning to the results at the start of the diet.
Source: epilepsy.com/article/2013/5/continuing-combat-fear-high-cholesterol.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19641727

>r/keto has really good info.
Yeah, you read a lot of interesting things there.
reddit.com/r/keto/comments/xypg7/4_months_of_keto_and_cholesterol_up_10_points/c5qyd4j/

>That would literally fry your brain, you fucking arsehole. :D
says someone whose brain is clearly already fried

Do you know how many doses of LSD there are in just a gram of it? 10,000, so in 50 grams there would be 500,000 doses (a day), this would fry your brain, fact.

>this would fry your brain, fact.
[citation needed]

Do you even know the mechanism by which LSD acts? Or are you just trolling me to the point of going full retard?

>Do you even know the mechanism by which LSD acts? Or are you just trolling me to the point of going full retard?
Give me the [math]\mbox{LD}_{50}[/math] you piece of shit.

"The median lethal dose or dosage at which 50% of participants die (LD50) for human beings has never been reached in any setting and is predicted to be roughly 12,000 micrograms, based on studies involving rats whereas the active dosage is between 100 and 500 micrograms. This means that assuming a person has unusually potent tabs, each of which is 200 micrograms in strength, they would have to consume at least 60 of them to reach a potentially lethal dosage. Bear in mind that the average tab of LSD found on through street dealers is perhaps 100 micrograms or less in strength. "
>psychonautwiki.org/wiki/LSD#Lethal_dosage

So yes, dead.

Thank you.
This is in line with the estimates at the end of this page:
erowid.org/chemicals/lsd/lsd_death.shtml.

If you knew this, then why were you even arguing with me? -.-

I did not now about this.
I just found out.

So yes, 50 grams of it and you would be fucked. :D

just dont jerk off alot times

Cannabis once or twice a week, LSD or Psilocybin once or twice a year, DMT once or twice a decade.

See, that's better and will not kill you.