We have come to an conclusion that we either give this 10 million euros to you for your mathematical research, or to this Chad Volcanobrain for his gender research of lambda-sexuality and sexual-oscillations.
So please, give us a 3 minute presentation on the subject "The economic benefits of modern mathematics research". You know, topics like "infinite sets", "prime numbers", "non-Euclidean geometry".
I'll note you that Chad just gave us an EXCELLENT presentation on his research subject. So try your best! But please, go ahead.
We have decided to give the research grant to Chad. As you are well aware, over 80 million American citizens suffer greatly from sexuality and gender related diseases and disorders, user. For example, over 20% of Americans don't identify themselves as either male or female, and over 55% of American young males have CMPA disorder (compulsory masturbation and porn addiction) disorder.
Chase White
>compulsory masturbation kek
James Wilson
>implying fap a day is healthy
Carson Sanders
compulsory means required you dumbass as in, compulsory education
Compulsive can be used in mental health terminology as "patient feels he/she/other must do it"
Michael Kelly
>Compulsive BUT HE WROTE COMPULSORY NOT COMPULSIVE YOU DUMBASS
Nathan Reyes
sorry it's a typo, my bad
Aaron Bell
and i was trying to point out its a funny typo :D
Alexander Reyes
true :D no one is forcing anyone to masturbate
Isaiah Lopez
Screw this. Give the money to Chad. Who needs more mathematics? We need more lambda pussy.
Wyatt Murphy
>implying I need 6 million shekels for pencil and paper
No wonder they also thought Chad Fizzlebrainlet's unreproducible pseudo-science that probably doesn't even use p-values correctly would be a good investment
James Myers
If you don't give me any money, it will get stolen by some basement thief who understands number theory well enough anyway.
primes nigga
Angel Moore
case closed
Dominic Smith
The beauty of Mathematics research is that you don't require any money to do it. That being said, Mathematics is the foundation for all hard sciences and this it can make this country even more richer.
Gender studies on the other hand is just a waste of money. Tomorrow you'll see people identify themselves as a Cat or a Lizard and you'll end up wasting even more money on "research"
I'd ask the people of this committee to re-evaluate your priorities and appropriate funds where it is beneficial to everyone.
Ian Sanders
>you don't require any money to do it.
Yes, it does require money, that's the problem. How are you gonna feed the mathematician ? It's also a loss for the workforce of a society. Hell, if it really didn't require money, I would be a mathematician despite just being okay at it
Christian Smith
The first priority should be making sure nobody dies, or else life turns into just a zero sum gain resulting in annihilation
Daniel Richardson
>2 People in a room, with guns pointed to the front of their head and the back, if either moves for the steak the guns will blow >Piece of steak on the table
They have to share the steak, or at least get 1 of the guns off the table as an option...
But we're not talking even about steak on a table, we're talking about a sovereign government. Full of living people. Why not just drop out of college, so to speak, and get a real job.
Josiah Evans
>zero sum gain >zero >sum >GAIN
Compusory masturbation is a zero sum gain imp
Lucas Howard
WE NEED GAINZZZZZZZ RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW
I NEED ROIDS MAN NO MAN I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAN I BEEN DOING A LOT OF COKE MAN ALL DAY YEAH MAN MY DAD JUST DIED HNNGGG----
Austin Ortiz
Maybe you should look at the relationship as an opportunity for mutual benefit rather than a zero sum gain
Or, life in general
Ian Myers
I don't see how people can expect to enemies forever and not have anything bad happen
Adam Jenkins
>He thinks it costs 10 million euros to feed a mathematician
Jeremiah Reed
>who needz da maf wen we havez good men and women WILLING TO DIE ON THE FRONT LINES!! >They love me, you're going to love this, this is going to be absolutely fantastic >This will be the best deal ever. I promise >You will never see a better deal than this I will not be involved in this deal
My grandfather, who trafficked cocaine and was there for pearl harbor, the orginal weeaboo back when anime was 3d, I get why he was so sad. Because he did world war 2. He falled for it. Rather than using atomic energy to create a utopia like HG Wells wanted, him, an ignorant child, went and blew up glorious nippon
Give me the 10 million shekels and i'll break the RSA encryption using state-of-the-art prime factorization techniques. Give the 10 million shekels to Chad, and he will cut his son's dick off and pretend he is a girl
Gavin Lee
The real value of research is in keeping the dangerously bright folks from using their brilliance for critique of the state and or economic system. I will elaborate if you provide proof of funds.
Eli Morales
Maybe not in your gym
Chase Lewis
Prime numbers are neat. You can't define an infinite set unless you consider yourself infinite. Topology and Knot Theory are hidden oasises I've yet to discover
