It's a six word story thread

It's a six word story thread.

An unnecessary second pair, bought accidentally.

cool idea, user is not a

I just fucked a blonde woman

Pink flyod is pretty damn overrated

for sale
baby shoes
five dollars

One enemy remain, two if god

Lapping cum out of the dogbowl

For sale: baby shoes: four-fifty.

Why do some people hurt me

for sale
baby shoes
well worn

baby shoes:
buy one
get one

lel

Music dies. Tears dance to loss.

Baby shoes: blood will wash out

we need to build a wall

one enemy remained
two, counting god

shine on you crazy die mund

one plus one equals two enemies

It's going to happen, no matter what.

Diagnosis: Baby Shoes lodged in colon

gas all kikes, race war now

For sale
Live baby
Never worn

see

Came to conquer, love conquered instead.

Out of ammunition, the Soldier's epitaph.

I'd cream her sandwich desu desu

no dad please stop that hurts

see

see

I have the best words, folks.

WE have the best words, folks.

if you're gonna imitate the God Emperor, then at least do it right, you fucking faggot.

I love qt ice cream sluts

But she said she was 18!

She succ me, me(meme) dick

For Mexico: border wall, never built.

A sacred aspect extends my desire

I didn't start with the Greeks

The test was negative. She wept.

I see what you did there!

Water broke. Not beginning, but end.

Talking shit and never getting hit.

Tell my wife I love her.

Reunion with friends: rifle, boots, helmet.

They didn't expect the seven word story.

One enemy, plus god, two enemies

CRASH! Mom made pancakes. New dog.

Holy ellipsis. I want more ellipsis.

Nice.

Holy ellipsis I want more ellipsis

They were glad to die together.

Crash! Bad news, or Golden Retriever?

My diary, to be honest, desu

Before the gallows, a prayer unheard

One enemy remained; two counting God.

For sale: baby, shoes not included.

CRASH! This time, mom's made pancakes.

When alone, your carpet becomes impregnated.

But I'm transformed into a golden-retriever

Only one Golden Retriever remained: Mom.

Truly, I was looking for Alaska.

what, he said "I have the best words" verbatim. the guy wasn't imitating, he was quoting, you pseud-in-many-respects

theres some unbearable shit going on

Dick got stuck in the exhaust.

We made it to school, fuck.

Only two pancakes remained; including God.

I fucked yo bitch, my nigga

"Sheeeeeit" Tyrone droned with increasing volume.

bay baby baby shoes shoes shoes

Tell my wife I'm an orangutan.

She struggled to eat the ice-cream.

Barefoot baby, bought by benevolent baron.

Nobody expects the seven word story!

Autism impedes creativity. Many such cases!

Pavel your kurwa was a dreamer.

OP's mouth opened for cock #24529

Doctor Pavel, I'm C I A

You're a big guy. For you

mother died sleeping, did not reply

"Yes I said yes I will-"

Gas the Jews! Race war, now!

CRASH; a good thing isn't happening.

Fuck the sun, shoot an Arab!

...

He laughed in an empty room.

It is holy. I want more.

Ovens burning. Jews screaming. World peace.

By some presentiment I fucked grandma
t. Gene Wolfe

I'm an ardent fascist. I really am, but this is Veeky Forums. Keep it in /pol/

Yes, it's raining here as well.

holy... i want more.... he said

>I'm an ardent fascist. I really am

One enemy remained. Two, counting God.

it was the worsestest of times

That kid looks like a geek. I'm actually a well bred college kid that dresses like JFK.

You forgot the semi colon, faggot

Baby shoes: made from genuine baby.

When he farted, it was wet.

that's beautiful, man. *wipes tear*

but

garage sale
baby shoes
both bloody

good fucking try