It's a six word story thread.
It's a six word story thread
An unnecessary second pair, bought accidentally.
cool idea, user is not a
I just fucked a blonde woman
Pink flyod is pretty damn overrated
for sale
baby shoes
five dollars
One enemy remain, two if god
Lapping cum out of the dogbowl
For sale: baby shoes: four-fifty.
Why do some people hurt me
for sale
baby shoes
well worn
baby shoes:
buy one
get one
lel
Music dies. Tears dance to loss.
Baby shoes: blood will wash out
we need to build a wall
one enemy remained
two, counting god
shine on you crazy die mund
one plus one equals two enemies
It's going to happen, no matter what.
Diagnosis: Baby Shoes lodged in colon
gas all kikes, race war now
For sale
Live baby
Never worn
see
Came to conquer, love conquered instead.
Out of ammunition, the Soldier's epitaph.
I'd cream her sandwich desu desu
no dad please stop that hurts
see
see
I have the best words, folks.
WE have the best words, folks.
if you're gonna imitate the God Emperor, then at least do it right, you fucking faggot.
I love qt ice cream sluts
But she said she was 18!
She succ me, me(meme) dick
For Mexico: border wall, never built.
A sacred aspect extends my desire
I didn't start with the Greeks
The test was negative. She wept.
I see what you did there!
Water broke. Not beginning, but end.
Talking shit and never getting hit.
Tell my wife I love her.
Reunion with friends: rifle, boots, helmet.
They didn't expect the seven word story.
One enemy, plus god, two enemies
CRASH! Mom made pancakes. New dog.
Holy ellipsis. I want more ellipsis.
Nice.
Holy ellipsis I want more ellipsis
They were glad to die together.
Crash! Bad news, or Golden Retriever?
My diary, to be honest, desu
Before the gallows, a prayer unheard
One enemy remained; two counting God.
For sale: baby, shoes not included.
CRASH! This time, mom's made pancakes.
When alone, your carpet becomes impregnated.
But I'm transformed into a golden-retriever
Only one Golden Retriever remained: Mom.
Truly, I was looking for Alaska.
what, he said "I have the best words" verbatim. the guy wasn't imitating, he was quoting, you pseud-in-many-respects
theres some unbearable shit going on
Dick got stuck in the exhaust.
We made it to school, fuck.
Only two pancakes remained; including God.
I fucked yo bitch, my nigga
"Sheeeeeit" Tyrone droned with increasing volume.
bay baby baby shoes shoes shoes
Tell my wife I'm an orangutan.
She struggled to eat the ice-cream.
Barefoot baby, bought by benevolent baron.
Nobody expects the seven word story!
Autism impedes creativity. Many such cases!
Pavel your kurwa was a dreamer.
OP's mouth opened for cock #24529
Doctor Pavel, I'm C I A
You're a big guy. For you
mother died sleeping, did not reply
"Yes I said yes I will-"
Gas the Jews! Race war, now!
CRASH; a good thing isn't happening.
Fuck the sun, shoot an Arab!
...
He laughed in an empty room.
It is holy. I want more.
Ovens burning. Jews screaming. World peace.
By some presentiment I fucked grandma
t. Gene Wolfe
I'm an ardent fascist. I really am, but this is Veeky Forums. Keep it in /pol/
Yes, it's raining here as well.
holy... i want more.... he said
>I'm an ardent fascist. I really am
One enemy remained. Two, counting God.
it was the worsestest of times
That kid looks like a geek. I'm actually a well bred college kid that dresses like JFK.
You forgot the semi colon, faggot
Baby shoes: made from genuine baby.
When he farted, it was wet.
that's beautiful, man. *wipes tear*
but
garage sale
baby shoes
both bloody
good fucking try