/HPG/: Harry Potter General

This thread is for all discussion relating to the Harry Potter novels written by J K Rowling.

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~~~~~ WIZARD NAME ~~~~~


Either choose a suitably wizarding name or generate one in the following link and INCLUDE IT IN THE NAME field in all Harry Potter threads:

harrypotter.bloomsbury.com/uk/fun-stuff/name-generator/


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~~~~~ SORTING HAT ~~~~~~

Include your sorted house in the name field after your name, e.g. Harry Potter (Gryffindor)

0 - 1: Gryffindor
2 - 3: Ravenclaw
4 - 5: Hufflepuff
6 - 7: Slytherin
8 - 9: Squib!

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~~~~~ YULE BALL ~~~~~

Who would you like to kiss beneath the mistletoe this year?

Claim your date for the Yule Ball in this thread!

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~~~~~ MISC ~~~~~

What is your favorite location in the Harry Potter novels?

Will you be reading Harry Potter this Christmas?

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Hufflepuff it is!

Please shit up another board with your poor bait.

This isn't bait. There are so many HP threads here each day that I'm sure the mods and other anons would prefer them to be all in one place.

BUMP

nice thread OP ;)

sortin'

Morgana has been sorted to RAVENCLAW!

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C-cant wait to be sorted!

I'm a Ravenclaw or Slytherin 2bh

Tom Riddle, welcome to HUFFLEPUFF

Let us hope you enjoy your time at Hogwarts more than your namesake did!

this board is doomed

for

This board is for the discussion of literature.
Harry Potter is not literature

/thread

Actually Nicolas, you are a GRYFFINDOR!

>Harry Potter is a series of fantasy novels written by British author J. K. Rowling. The novels chronicle the life of a young wizard, Harry Potter, and his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley, all of whom are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

best girl

for

Bump

this thread is a clear example of how this board is going to shit

boo hoo

S O R T I N

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Aww

someone explain why it took hundreds of kids being killed until Voldemort stumbled on one that was actually loved and protected by his parents

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I actually tried to start a HPG on /tv/ to shitpost about how bad the cursed child was but the mods deleted all the threads about it.

That's not what happened. Voldemort learned of the prophecy saying a child born in late July would be the one to kill him. He found Harry was born then and went to kill him, especially because his parents were so close to Dumbledore.

oh my god! how did you realize this?!

No.

youtube.com/watch?v=MFpAkwENONY

>muh shy asian
shit taste desu

What the fuck is happening to my /lit?
Fucking LEAVE, NORMIES, LEAVE, YOU ALREADY HAVE A HOME ARRRRGGFFJPPPL

>He would rather have a broom woman than a perfect, shy asian qt

Garbage taste desu.

Sorting!

Why, I am a good finder!

I'm pretty sure it's just ironic shitposting, but yeah, it's gotten crazy lately

I used to live under the stairwell
And Dursleys tormented me like hell
Until I got a note
And now I can gloat
I've got jail bait under my spell

Being a book doesn't make something literature

Sorting

I knew it.

I took to my broomstick with keenness
Because Vold'mort hated my genus
And so I catch the snitch
To defeat the old litch
And make use of his nose with my penis

I once knew of the old headmaster
That you could pass his classes faster
Go up to his study
And become his buddy
Though it'll pain you to sit after

shit I only just realized I've been fucking up the limerick form, no wonder these have been sounding weird

and-a rollin