How many other brainlets are here just to pretend to be smart?

How many other brainlets are here just to pretend to be smart?

I thought I was smart until I started to frequent Veeky Forums. Not that I was enlightened by the board's wisdom, but how similar of a jackass I am like 99% of the users.

I'm so smart I only shitpost on Veeky Forums, because that's how little I think of you guys.

>sit in front of lecture
>browse Veeky Forums with headphones on
>every now and then take off my headphones and finish the professor's sentence
>smirk and go back to shitposting
>get an A+ in the course because it's my second time taking it
>everybody thinks I'm a genius

>>browse Veeky Forums with headphones on

Kek

>tfw to smart to pretend to be brainlet pretending to be smart

>tfw so brainlet can't even pretend to be smart

IS THIS WHAT MY DOG FEELS LIKE

BARK BARK BARK

(Translation: I can't speak your language human)

My dog barks at walls.

all of us

me

dumb people come here to act smart
smart people come here to act dumb

Well I don't act smart, I just feel smart by virtue of browsing here.

one time I saw a post so dumb that I couldn't even understand it. Probably a genius

I really wish the only people who posted on here were STEM PhD students. I hate seeing questions and topics that are so simple they literally piss me off looking at them.
Like I wish I could come on here and feel like a stupid piece of shit. But that's not possible with archeology majors and high schoolers thinking their smart because they saw an integral or hydrocarbon before.

every poltard who's ever started a thread on sic

>on Veeky Forums
>to look smart

rofl

...

It is really funny to me how specialized a lot of higher level academia here can be desu. In fields that aren't what I'm working on I am literally beyond clueless.

For instance, I can talk all day about Homotopy type theory or cat theory, but I have no idea what a hydrocarbon is. Does being academically silo'd make me a brainlet?

Just an observation.

Yea, look at me I'm dumb hehe [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

What course?

>their

All of us.

Population genetics.

If I typically come here to ask questions about impossible unrealistic things just to see if Veeky Forums can formulate a path to achieving that impossible or unrealistic question without any intention of learning what they're talking about, does that make me a brainlet or something else?

>Translation
>Not TL note

Ya blew it.