Buy a used book

>buy a used book
>only the first chapter has notes and highlighted phrases

>buy a used book
>there's squashed bugs between the pages

>don't finish a book
>underline some shit and dogear pages in the last half so if someone comes across it when I'm dead they won't think I'm a quitter pleb

learned this after going through muh grandpa's books after he died, he fucking never completed them, always quit like halfway in.

>buy a used copy of Consider Phlebas for £3
>Find a £5 note used as a bookmark.

mfw when literature has made me more money than the average aspiring author on this forum.

>Buy a used book
>Inside, there's a photo of a fat dude dressed as a mariachi

>buy a used book online
>wine voucher inside

Every time.

>buy book
>theres a dedicatory on it

>Buy a book
>Every time the author's name appears on the inside, it's translated.

iktf, pic related

>buy The Book of Disquiet used
>the person left a card for AA inside as a bookmark