Study number theory

>study number theory
>still can't get a girl's number

>study calculus
>still can't integrate with a woman's curves

Proof that psychology cant be reduced to numbers to be useful.

>study aerospace engineering
>still don't know how the hell planes fly

>study quantum mechanics
>still can't turn myself into a wave

>study physics to understand nature
>spend all my life in front a computer eating bad food and basically never seeing the outside world

>study people having sex on the internet all day
>never have sex

>study group theory
>forever alone

>study computing science
>to intelligent too follow thread's format

>study complex analysis
>still can't into females

>study probability theory
>can't increase my chances with women

>study fluid mechanics
>can't make girls squirt orgasm juice out of their naughty bits

>women

>study chemistry
>still have to buy meth from the local dealer

>study neuroscience
>still depressed

>Be dentist
>can't fix my own teeth

Not that I ever had the need to but I find it funny.

>study set theory
>very unsettled

>study genetic engineering
>still don't know how to make catgirls real

>study complex analysis
>still a simpleton

godspeed user

>study topology
>almost never play with tops

:(

>study algebra
>literally no mention of algae

I'm starting to think this isn't the field for me

>study quantum mechanics
>will never get to solve the three body problem in my bedroom

>will never be able to solve two body problem in my bedroom

you mean
>study algebra
>still can't take off a girl's bra

>study black holes
>...

>regularily solve single mass classical newtonian problems in my bedroom and find no joy in them like I used to when Iearned how

that's a stretch user

>Study topkekology
>everything I expected

>study qft
>no qt

>study biology
>still can't understand why his urethra burns when I pee
>opts to ignore it and hopes his immune system takes care of it

>study medicine
>still heartbroken

>study qed
>can't prove anything

>study pure math
>400k starting

>study engineering
>still can't drive the trains

>study engineering
>can't even get a qt bf

Did you not get a train? What sort of shitty program are you in

this hits home

>study computer science
>no computer
>no science

>study arts
>cannot draw

>study field theory
>in a room

What the fuck are you even doing here,go back to /ic/ and argue over tracings there.

> tfwEE with no QTDUT 2 probe

>study ring theory
>lost everything in the divorce

>study IUTeich
>in all of the universes I don't have a gf

>study IUTeich
>haven't found the universe where my waifu is madly in love with me
Well, shit.

>study covalent bonds
>still can't bond with people

Just if America stopped spending trillions in stupid desert wars...

>study learning theory
>what???

>study relativity
>have no relatives

>study category theory
>room is disorganized

Best one

topkek

>study naive lie theory
>still don't understand women

>study local fields
>not a farmer

Prove it.

>study chaos theory
>still can't bifurcate a girl's legs

>tfw I can't solve these analytically
>tfw I need to use computational methods

>study knot theory

>study chaos theory
>still a poor attractor

>study chaos theory
>still strange but not an attractor

>study mathematical finance
>still cant buy gf

Feel bad for you, OP

>study stochastic calculus
>my wiener measure is still too small

>study summation
>she rejects me

>study mathematical finance
>still can't get girls' call options

lol that's honestly pathetic. Meth is one of the easiest drugs to make. You need zero chemistry background.

>study Machine learning
>haven't learned anything since i got my phd

>study knot theory
>will never tie the knot

Good thread

>study arithmetic and geometric progressions
>cant progress to a better field

>study group theory
>still can't associate with women

>study knot theory
NOOOOOTTTTT!!!
fucking trolled

>study chemical engineering
>transport masses of dicks into my mouth

>study mechanical engineering
>choose the appropriate anal lubricant to minimize friction

>study magnetic order
>still can't align myself with others

>study mathematics
that's the joke

>study classical electrodynamics
>will never give a woman the shocker

>study real analysis
>it exists

was pleased

>study density functional theory for chemistry
>still too dense to tell if a girl likes me

>study M-theory
>will never know what M is

>study comparative world literature
>french with girls and then do greek

>study massless bosons
>still fat

literally laughed out loud.

proper good pun, mate

>study game theory
>doesn't involve playing video games all day

I feel scammed

DMT is much easier to make desu

>study asymmetric synthesis
>women still won't let me do it in the back

>study postmodern literary criticism
>still can't deconstruct how relationships work

According to the physicist Edward Witten, The "M" in M-theory should stand for either
>“magic”, “mystery”, “membrane”, "matrix", "master", "mother", "modern" or "monster".

>study M-theory
>will never shoot string on a real woman

>study continuum mechanics
>continue to be a friendless loser

>study real analysis
>our eyes aren't even real

*our I's aren't even real

But which one is it

;_;

>study topology
>still can't connect with anyone

>study topology
>now i finally understand why no one will ever be able to repair the holes in my heart

>study quantum chromodynamics
>still have massive blue balls

>study algebra
>still invariant under group actions

>Study quantum mechanics.
>Still can't change a tire.