>study number theory
>still can't get a girl's number
Study number theory
>study calculus
>still can't integrate with a woman's curves
Proof that psychology cant be reduced to numbers to be useful.
>study aerospace engineering
>still don't know how the hell planes fly
>study quantum mechanics
>still can't turn myself into a wave
>study physics to understand nature
>spend all my life in front a computer eating bad food and basically never seeing the outside world
>study people having sex on the internet all day
>never have sex
>study group theory
>forever alone
>study computing science
>to intelligent too follow thread's format
>study complex analysis
>still can't into females
>study probability theory
>can't increase my chances with women
>study fluid mechanics
>can't make girls squirt orgasm juice out of their naughty bits
>women
>study chemistry
>still have to buy meth from the local dealer
>study neuroscience
>still depressed
>Be dentist
>can't fix my own teeth
Not that I ever had the need to but I find it funny.
>study set theory
>very unsettled
>study genetic engineering
>still don't know how to make catgirls real
>study complex analysis
>still a simpleton
godspeed user
>study topology
>almost never play with tops
:(
>study algebra
>literally no mention of algae
I'm starting to think this isn't the field for me
>study quantum mechanics
>will never get to solve the three body problem in my bedroom
>will never be able to solve two body problem in my bedroom
you mean
>study algebra
>still can't take off a girl's bra
>study black holes
>...
>regularily solve single mass classical newtonian problems in my bedroom and find no joy in them like I used to when Iearned how
that's a stretch user
>Study topkekology
>everything I expected
>study qft
>no qt
>study biology
>still can't understand why his urethra burns when I pee
>opts to ignore it and hopes his immune system takes care of it
>study medicine
>still heartbroken
>study qed
>can't prove anything
>study pure math
>400k starting
>study engineering
>still can't drive the trains
>study engineering
>can't even get a qt bf
Did you not get a train? What sort of shitty program are you in
this hits home
>study computer science
>no computer
>no science
>study arts
>cannot draw
>study field theory
>in a room
What the fuck are you even doing here,go back to /ic/ and argue over tracings there.
> tfwEE with no QTDUT 2 probe
>study ring theory
>lost everything in the divorce
>study IUTeich
>in all of the universes I don't have a gf
>study IUTeich
>haven't found the universe where my waifu is madly in love with me
Well, shit.
>study covalent bonds
>still can't bond with people
Just if America stopped spending trillions in stupid desert wars...
>study learning theory
>what???
>study relativity
>have no relatives
>study category theory
>room is disorganized
Best one
topkek
>study naive lie theory
>still don't understand women
>study local fields
>not a farmer
Prove it.
>study chaos theory
>still can't bifurcate a girl's legs
>tfw I can't solve these analytically
>tfw I need to use computational methods
>study knot theory
>study chaos theory
>still a poor attractor
>study chaos theory
>still strange but not an attractor
>study mathematical finance
>still cant buy gf
Feel bad for you, OP
>study stochastic calculus
>my wiener measure is still too small
>study summation
>she rejects me
>study mathematical finance
>still can't get girls' call options
lol that's honestly pathetic. Meth is one of the easiest drugs to make. You need zero chemistry background.
>study Machine learning
>haven't learned anything since i got my phd
>study knot theory
>will never tie the knot
Good thread
>study arithmetic and geometric progressions
>cant progress to a better field
>study group theory
>still can't associate with women
>study knot theory
NOOOOOTTTTT!!!
fucking trolled
>study chemical engineering
>transport masses of dicks into my mouth
>study mechanical engineering
>choose the appropriate anal lubricant to minimize friction
>study magnetic order
>still can't align myself with others
>study mathematics
that's the joke
>study classical electrodynamics
>will never give a woman the shocker
>study real analysis
>it exists
was pleased
>study density functional theory for chemistry
>still too dense to tell if a girl likes me
>study M-theory
>will never know what M is
>study comparative world literature
>french with girls and then do greek
>study massless bosons
>still fat
literally laughed out loud.
proper good pun, mate
>study game theory
>doesn't involve playing video games all day
I feel scammed
DMT is much easier to make desu
>study asymmetric synthesis
>women still won't let me do it in the back
>study postmodern literary criticism
>still can't deconstruct how relationships work
According to the physicist Edward Witten, The "M" in M-theory should stand for either
>“magic”, “mystery”, “membrane”, "matrix", "master", "mother", "modern" or "monster".
>study M-theory
>will never shoot string on a real woman
>study continuum mechanics
>continue to be a friendless loser
>study real analysis
>our eyes aren't even real
*our I's aren't even real
But which one is it
;_;
>study topology
>still can't connect with anyone
>study topology
>now i finally understand why no one will ever be able to repair the holes in my heart
>study quantum chromodynamics
>still have massive blue balls
>study algebra
>still invariant under group actions
>Study quantum mechanics.
>Still can't change a tire.