Are there any permanent biological changes after losing virginity?

Are there any permanent biological changes after losing virginity?

Yes you become Chad.

Only for women.

Can science explain humanity's obsession with virginity?

no you're still a faggot forever

t. virgin walker

Like everything else, people use their [lack of] virginity to pretend they've done anything worthwhile in their life when they really haven't. That got to the point where everybody was obsessing about losing their virginity

Your body stops producing medichlorians
Which is why you need to wait until you're at least 35 to become a jedi wizard

>Can science explain humanity's obsession with virginity?

t. i'm a socially awkward virgin beta manlet living in a first world country obsessing over sex each day

There is no obsession dipshit. It's only rampant in first world countries where social recluses like you feel bad for not losing their virginity at a young age when it's the norm.

I'm not a virgin, but I walk exactly like this. The incapacity to auto-walk is especially true for me.

I lost my virginity 2 years ago and nothing changed, except I hate women now and turned alt-right.
When I was a virgin, i was legit a SJW-tier leftist. And i hated myself, but now i hate everyone else. I also hate you, OP. Stop posting that photo. It's literally me

You still hate yourself more than anyone else. You hate everyone because you hate yourself user.

>actually self-identifying as "alt-right"
please return to r/the_donald

>There is no obsession
>It's only rampant in first world countries
Maybe he actually lives in a first world country...?

Same here my man. Still awkward as fuck too.

I noticed that line in there: "anomalous to always manually breathing".

And you know, that's a dangerous thing to mention, because if you hear about it, you'll think of it, and you'll act it out a little, and then you're doing it, and you can't stop.

Then out of irritation, you might mention it to someone that you're doing it, and have a conversation about it, and they'll start doing it too, and you'll talk about it again in the future, and soon you won't be able to stop doing it whenever you think of that person, and eventually, you'll talk about it with another person, and it'll get worse.

I suppose the important thing is to just try not to think about it, and especially try not to do it, focus on something else, just not something like walking manually or whether there's an itchy spot on the left side of the back of your head, because that leads to a whole other ball of worms.

Anyway, in the future try not to post anything that mentions manually breathing, because it could cause real problems for some people, and if you do bring it up, make sure you don't have any little hooks in it that will make them think of it again in the future, like when they're walking alone, or trying to sleep and they can't decide whether to breathe through their mouth or their nose, and there's that thing in their ear again.

I don't know about humans, but male rats tend to get really fat for the rest of their lives after mating.

just like female humans?

are you ok, user?

I am now living fully manually.

hahaha i love this image, guaranteed to trigger everyone

There is a permanent psychological change.

You view women as potential sweet pieces of meat with nice firm holes to jam your cock into. Every non-obese woman becomes a target.

When I was a virgin, I viewed them as people. Now they are reality escaping beings. Drugs in human form.

yeah, you realise some things and it affects your psyche.

go for it, man.

Yes, your body metabolizes its mana reserves, and you lose the ability to attain wizardry.

Only if you've signed a contract with God that you'll burn in hell if you do it for fun.

Imagine being so butthurt that somebody walks faster than you that you dedicate an entire image to them.

Honestly I want to walk like this guy just to make autistics angry.

>alt right
how about you fuck off back to plebit

Not for men. Women get their hymen stretched. That's it.

Yeah you realize that sex is fucking stupid and a waste of your time unless you want to have children which is an objectively awful idea.

>Can science explain /r9k/s obsession with virginity?

Ftfy. Seriously those faggots are obsessed, quite impressively they're simultaneously obsessed with virginity and having copious amounts of sex.

>turning to random stupid ideologies

No because that is a field of psychology, sociology or philosophy. Neither of which is science. This problem is scientifically unexplainable and probably does not exist.

You lose your Wizard Hat.

:(

Voyeur porn became incredibly less interesting to me

This girl in college asked me "how long have you been a virgin?". I asked her how she knew and she said "I can just tell, everyone can".

I wonder if girls have some sense of whether a guy is a virgin or not, some kind of subconscious detection.

That's a stupid question though.

>"how long have you been a virgin?"
What a stupid question, I hope you answered with "since I was born"

>I wonder if girls have some sense of whether a guy is a virgin or not, some kind of subconscious detection.
Yeah, but only for some guys

not him, but I just realized something.

My mother had a C-section. I have literally never touched a vagina in my life.

>he doesnt have the mental capacity to have his own ideas
>resorts to whatever trend there is

Brainlet alert

>mfw I take days to do anything because have to manually send all information through specific neurons

Does sucking a dick qualify as losing virginity?

Swdual contact with another human releases hormones that trigger apoptosis in your still developing mana stem cells. This forever removes your potential to become a wizard

Yeah, but female rats go back to normal size post-breastfeeding and don't get fat again until they're geriatric.

This is all with free access to lab chow diet exclusively.

You aren't alone broheim.

Although I did walk like less of an autist when I was getting laid regularly. Probably a confidence thing

>I was retarded but now I'm even more retarded

Only in a feminized society this obsession is a thing. Women reduce everything to sexuality and value everyone by sexual criteria because it's their own only source of value. In a male society such as islam, the concept of "male virginity" doesn't even exist. It's literally just a made up construct in slut culture to denigrate males who are opposed to the ubiquitous sluttification.

Ya me too

>in islam virginity doesn't exist
>what is 72 virgins
I'm confused

MALE VIRIGINITY YOU STUPID FUCK CAN YOU NOT READ

My bad i didn't notice it

Yes, in cultures where one can buy a wife or just rape somebody fewer men worry about being virgins. Good stuff user

>alt-right

you just became a negative SJW, equally retarded

>In a male society such as islam, the concept of "male virginity" doesn't even exist

Where do you get this from?

>tfw forgot how to autobreathe for days on end
What the fuck is wrong with me

rubbing your cock on clean toilets vs rubbing your cock on toilets that have been peed on, shit on and vomited on multiple times among other things.

If you're beta, you will settle for dirty toilets.

If you're alpha you would only settle for brand new squicky clean toilets.

damn that image is too accurate, the whole gait/ walk form thing especically

...

Finally Veeky Forums has been officially BTFO

This image describes me perfectly. Glad I'm not alone being ackward

What the fuck is autowalking and manually breathing?

>you are a nazi, just look at your clothes!
>the definition of nazi i-
>[woahyoujustlosttheargument:).jpg ]

I have a weird body proportion while also being tall, so I don't have a choice. Unless at some point I just have a woman being an extra set of legs for me, I don't think I'm slowing down or getting more graceful.

>if there's two extremes, one of them must be right!

>my horseshoe theory is the correct one

...

>both sides and the middle are wrong

DAE DRUMPF IS LITERALLY HITLER?
We can't let him get near the nuclear codes

Don't worry, he has no chance of winning.

TOP FUCKING KEK

>tfw a buttblasted virgin wasted hours making that image

underrated post.

>SJW-tier leftist
>SJW-tier
Ah, so "not a" leftist. I getcha.

>lose virginity at 19
>still walk like this at 21
What went wrong, Veeky Forums?

Who /26andvirgin/ here?

Was it with a man? You need to lose it with a man to walk right. His dick will re-align your spine.

Yes, it was desu

Then he must not have had a big enough dick. I recommend something at least 12 inches.

>new balance
>running shoes

no?

that is literally me (Larry David)
and i blast megalodes into stacies every holiday
its just that being a slouch doesn't work for everyone

Being Larry David doesn't count. Larry David is a total Chad.

My dad wears these, and so did this cute awkward ginger I crushed on hard in middle school. Are they a meme or something?