How did Jesus turn water into wine?
How did Jesus turn water into wine?
Julian Kelly
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Eli Reyes
Dude had some watered down vodka, clear like water but effective like wine. Cue some shocked rubes.
Jason Johnson
He put some coloring in his drink or switched the glasses when people weren't looking. It's a party trick mate.
Matthew Jenkins
>ferment grapes or some shit
>add water
>get wine
Ethan Morris
kool-aid.
Liam Wright
The mug he was putting it into already had a little wine on the bottom
Christopher Mitchell
History is a lie agreed upon
Henry Fisher
How did I get 30 extra lives in Contra?
Ayden Price
>didn't even read the passage
He turned 118.17 liters of water into wine.
>>>/reddit/ is that way.
Michael Murphy
But when i was anointed and became a Mormon Bishop, the church head told me that was how to do it.
Nathan Martin
>if Jesus keeps putting water in that jug
>it just keeps turning purple!
>I'm drunk btw
Brayden Evans
Quantum something something string theory.
Jackson Gutierrez
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Gavin Turner
Couldn't he do that thing where you have a small dream while awake, but then artifacts of that dream get left behind in the real world?
That was the point of covering the fish & bread in the basket. He wasn't allowed to see how much was left, therefore always expecting to be more.
Brayden Howard
Are that butt and breasts real?
Jose Ross
By adding sugar (from grapes) and yeast :^), and letting it ferment in an oxygen free environment.
Hunter Young
We all know a certain part of history that "happened" not so long ago which is a dirty lie. They keep remembering us about it... We'll get them some day, oh yeah we will.
Brayden Gomez
he was a time traveler with the remote from the
movie click. also had camera in audience to
reference his posture using dragon frame.
Landon Cooper
Butthurt christfag reporting for duty!
Xavier Fisher
Why is this allowed on sci?
Anthony Gomez
Don't like it when we call out the jew, huh?
David Smith
Matthew 19:26
"And Jesus having looked on them, said to them, "With men this is impossible, but with God all things are possible."
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The power who created everything, can recreate it again. Thats why we have Jesus Christ, our easter and saviour.
He are coming to rebuild the world.
Kevin Kelly
He used some unknown alien technology that rearranged the molecular structure of the substance into wine.
Caleb Walker
The same way modern magicians do: sleight of hand.
Jackson Kelly
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Connor Collins
Consider this: I construct an artificial virtual environment governed by a well-defined set of rules. I then add human-controlled agents to this world. As the creator, what is to prevent me from adding a routine only I have access to which allows me to contradict the rules of the world?
Is it so far-fetched that the creator of our world would be able to do the same?
Jeremiah Perez
But this isn't /pol/.