Tfw born just too late to live forever

>If there's one thing that has been proven time and time again is that reducing caloric intake increases lifespan.

I think there is a bell curve involved in that, though.

This. Many of the proposed strategies to fight aging are at an early stage, but the proof of concept has been established. theguardian.com/science/2017/mar/23/purging-the-body-of-retired-cells-could-reverse-ageing-study-shows

Don't worry about it. The million or so immortals are going to sweep away the seething masses cluttering the planet so they have a nice place to live, and just keep a hundred million or so of the most picturesque and entertaining mortals to play with as toys. So really, you're lucky that you'll get to live a full life and not have it cut short by the gigadeath years, or have to live in the torture world that follows.

Im 17 and i want to die.
Immortality is weird

1. healthy lifestyle
2. donating OR working on cure
its so simple and increases your chances by great margin
too bad brainlets on Veeky Forums just whine while eating doritos, drinking sips and sit on their ass all day masturbating to japanese cartoons

justin?

Are u jewish ?

lol

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Asshole never made good on his promise so now we have to do it ourselves.