What does Veeky Forums turn into theorems?

The poll: strawpoll.me/12781917
>Please specify in the comments or thread.

medical marijuana + coffee

OP here, I turn Earl Grey into theorems.

weed and this rooibos with bergamot which is

Lately it's been coffee. I have tea when I'm more stressed out, which I luckily haven't felt recently.

So rooibos Earl Grey, rather than the more common black tea leaf? Interesting, what's that like?

energy drinks and sugar-free energy drinks and depression

Strange, I thought it would've been the reverse.

Shit, I forgot to put that on the poll, didn't I? :/

I turn coffee into programs

Coffee seems really popular.

What languages?

Why does Earl grey give me massive headaches?

It could be the extract in it from the bergamot orange?

I don't take well to caffeine (anxiety) so I like it a lot. It is very smooth and rich, but not "herbaly" so doesn't make me snoozy.

C, C++

I used to drink tea, but coffee is better to stay awake.

also good with whisky when sleep time comes haha

this.

A bottle of cold-brewed coffee to take with me, green tea for after 2PM, and just the littlest amount of weed to stay in a good headspace.

chicken tenders

patricians choice right here.

I turn kebab into theorems.

Remove theorems

Caffeine (mostly from coffee and pills)
Codeine, once a month for fun and help with my creativity
Weed maybe once a week
Alcohol, just one glass when I study, mostly straight rhum or vodka, though I try to lower my consumption due to alcoholic behaviour

>amphetamine isn't one of the options

Erdös is rolling in his grave.

Understandable, I might give it a go based off of your recommendation.

A good choice of language, not one of these memes.

I suppose I agree, tea has more of a relaxing vibe, whilst coffee just gets me wired.

Nothing like an 'Irish tea', eh?

Green tea is a good and healthy choice, just often tastes awful (certainly if you mix in nootropics).

Nthpbp.

Agreed,

Shish? Shish is my favourite.

Kek'd

I had to cut down my consumption of caffeine as withdrawl go quite painful, with constantly swollen sinuses.

I'd just click narcotics and specify.

Mostly plain old water these days, lots of it. I have coffee every once in a while, but it's usually when I'm having a chat (there is a "socializing" room in the department with comfy chairs, blackboards and espresso machines) or when I'm really late. I also like tea, but have it even more rarely than coffee (mostly because I'm too lazy to make it).

Jesus Christ, retard, you don't need to tell us to specify shit in every single option AND in the fucking thread.

Brainlet.

>Obviously not a mathematician.
You need to learn to be rigorous and considering you aren't, you're more likely to be the brainlet than I am.

How the fuck do you faggots operate while you're high on marijuana?

If I smoke marijuana, it turns me into a major brainlet

Understandable, tea does take longer than coffee to prepare even in their most simplified forms (tea bags and instant coffee), because of the steeping process.
I also tend to find, if you consume caffeine and water, the water seems to improve the efficiency of the caffeine and reduce negative side effects.

Physics PhD reporting in.

Tea in general, FTGFOP Darjeeling for harder problem.

In case of unexpected difficulties there is only one solution: sencha!

>OP here, I turn Earl Grey into theorems.
A patricians refined choice, I prefer this after another successful theorem solution.

>Physics PhD reporting in.
I'm currently a mathematics and physics joint honours degree, after a setback (I'm 21, going on 22).

>Tea in general, FTGFOP Darjeeling for harder problem.
I too enjoy a cup of Darjeeling chá, though I prefer the citric aroma and bite of the bergamot oil that accompanies Earl Grey.

>In case of unexpected difficulties there is only one solution: sencha!
I take either a cup of sencha or matcha in the mornings to wake myself up.

>A patricians refined choice, I prefer this after another successful theorem solution.
I too am glad to find another 'théist'.

>I too am glad to find another 'théist'.
Heh, I regularly go to a specialist tea shop (Le Palaise de The, they have outlets on many countries) but I have to be very quick about it. The employ most excellent sales people and my journeys there tend to be a trifle expensive,