THE RACE FOR MARS IS OFFICIALLY OVER

We have that here on earth for atleast another 25 years.
>becoming interested in exploring an ocean teaming with life
I made that mistake when I was a toddler, never again
I've already dedicated my life to studying an ocean life only to watch the Life I love disappear beneath me. So don't tell my heart, my Achy breaky heart, I just don't think he'll understand, cuz if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, I will blow my fucking head off all over the seafood section

Didn't he get some prenup or whatever it's called?

Awesome, can we focus on space stations now?

B-But guys what if this time, guys

G-Guys just listen, what if this time shes not in for the money?

>what if this time shes not in for the money?

For that to happen women would need to be capable of love and empathy, something they clearly lack given their subhuman status.

>billionaire tech tycoon

>loves him for his personality

My dad is a technician and he said that Elon had him fix his cable one day and that he was a real dummy.

I doubt a man who wants people to be transported inside a completely exposed vacuum tube would really help humanity get to mars.

so you want to smell his butt?

poor guy

>tfw crustaceans, arguable the most successful group of animals on Earth, are dwindling in population
JUST
FUCK
MY
BIOSPHERE
UP

My dad works at Nintendo and he said that Elon called him for tips to beat Pikmin 2 and that he was a real dummy.

Why is Elon so gullible? Has the thought that these women want him for his money at least crossed his mind? Does he just ignore it because he wants poon that badly?

>that fake shoulder lean
Fuck off gold digger

Imagine that he doesn't ignore it and hes completely aware of it. The thought of it its kind of sad.

He's probably just glad that he can get women with his money. If he didn't have wads of cash he'd probably be here with us right now.

if you thought that about everyone near you, you'd never get anything done

There's a big difference between "everyone near you" and "woman attempting to get you into a financially risky contract"

Did I miss something? Is SpaceX btfo, do I have to stay on Earth with the normies? Wtf happened?

You think the guys aren't there just to gain publicity and money too?

I don't know what you're referring to by "there". If you mean that particular social event elon seems to be at in instagram then you're probably right. That still doesn't compose all the people that work around elon at his companies. They do it for money, but they WORK for that money. They aren't leeches.

>be an enterprising and genius engineer
>marry a used up psychotic gold digging whore

amber isn't going to change shit. If you read elon's ex wife's biography, elon just wants a hot peice of ass on his arm. He lives at work but just wants the status symbol of a trophy wife.

>fortunate enough to have an a planet with incredibly complex organisms.
>Destroy it because we have to have all you can eat sushi for pennies on the dollar while we just butt rape the fuck out of the oceans pH.

Humans were...a mistake. Life would have been better off it humans never evolved to the point we have.

She's working for it too.

You are a normie too, you just dont have any friends :/

>treating musk like jesus

He has a degree in IT.

Fuck you man, I wanna be the first guy to kill myself on Mars.

Hey dont worry /b/ro I dont have any friends either and nobody outside of my mother will ever care for me.

At lease we have Veeky Forums

No we dont.

:((((

You're right. I'm a brainlet

w-wanna be my friend?

If I could make friends, would I be here, on this Taiwanese sweater-making image board?

You fags are cracking me up. I thought you hated Elon and now you're REEEEEEEing that he's dating-not marrying, not engaged to,merely DATING a woman who, what, divorced Johnny Depp on contentious grounds?

Now Amber Heard may be a lying cunt, I don't know, but having glanced the case over, it looks like she wasn't in it for the money-nytlive.nytimes.com/womenintheworld/2016/08/19/amber-heard-to-give-7m-johnny-depp-divorce-settlement-to-charity/

I mean, 7 million? That's as much as someone like her makes in 1 film. Depp's worth like 150 million dollars ffs. She could have dragged the divorce on for years and drained him dry, but she took a small piece and then gave it away instead. That doesn't strike me as the behavior of a soulless gold digger.

But i'm on Veeky Forums, fuck logic and reason, let's just buy into the lurid tabloid style interpretation of events and assume Elon will soon be foolish enough to lose several billion dollars due to cheerfully forgoing a prenup in the marriage that must obviously follow 2 people dating.

Oh fuck, get this guys, Johnny Depp? He's an idiot.

standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/johnny-depp-brought-to-the-brink-of-ruin-a3455426.html

He's in DEBT! He's made tens of millions of dollars as a top billed hollywood star, but he's a complete retard profligate who wasted all of it on stupid shit. I'm laughing my ass off. What a complete retard. Why do any of you idiots feel the faintest pity for him in that divorce? He was spending up to 2 million per month! So this cunt only cost him 3-4 months of his standard living expenses with the divorce! HAHAHAHA!!!! And she GAVE IT WAY TO CHARITY! Oh man I bet he was fucking livid about that.....you know what? I like amber heard.

>fucking shit up since Eden

yamerooooooo

>nature is about species ruthlessly devouring each other until it's no longer possible
>humans are bad for being the best at it
>nature is still good though #gaia4life
I want angsty misanthropic pseudo intellectuals to leave this planet or at least stop shitting up society with that negativistic suicidal cancer.

nature has a balance to it. Too much of one thing causes a chain reaction of fuck ups. I'd say the billions of people we have on this planet is too much seeing of how we are the source of climate change.

>nobody outside of my mother

Then it'll balance itself around us. Problem solved.

There's no such thing as balance in nature, remember the ecosystem hype when people thought if you take a chunk out of a forest, the forest was going to regenerate the system as close as possible to the original state, when in reality the forest changes forever and nothing repeats - the higher the damage, the more it downgrades and would take a chill thousands of years for something nice to pop in again.

Goddamn Musk's a fucking retard. He could have almost any pussy in the world and he chose a bitch that is the most capable of sucking out his money. Goddamn cunts like these should be raped by niggers. Probably will take a couple of generations for a guy to be born and raised with Musk's potential and vision. Women are such cunts.

He has a lot of money and invests it on the right things and people don't want Amber taking that away.

>what is this person with a long-standing, pathological behavioral pattern is suddenly a normal rational human being

Perhaps she changed my dude, perhaps she found God or something.

What behavior pattern? Getting a divorce? Getting a standard divorce settlement that amounted to only a small part of Depp's fortune, most of which he himself has wasted stupidly over the years?

Why is everyone so utterly convinced of this woman's moral depravity? Where's the source of this intense venom?

eonline.com/news/821266/what-s-really-going-on-with-johnny-depp-and-amber-heard-s-divorce-the-non-legalese-translation

Reading this article just makes this whole thing seem more and more like internet echo chambers slanting a story to confirm their preexisting biases.

Why does everyone think amber heard is the devil? Can someone please explain this to me?

Hey we're just having fun,man.

And? Not like those gold diggers can do him any harm, I'd bone her if I had a chance as well.

Take this tabloid-tier gossip to /tv/ or something lmao

This is why you remain celibate

Is that where you're posting from?

My dad is Elon
and you're right

>nature has a balance to it.
>There's no such thing as balance in nature,

Make up your fucking mind.

>I want angsty misanthropic pseudo intellectuals to leave this planet or at least stop shitting up society with that negativistic suicidal cancer.
Ironically, it's still anthropocentrism. Bad special is still special...

so, wait
there's a pic of musk with some chick's lipstick on his cheek and this somehow automatically means musk has dropped a core of his business model? am i on /r9k/ right now?

This this this this this. We all know Lockheed is our only hope of getting to Mars.

Lol fuck off ULA shill, they haven't innovated in the last decade.

Give her a couple years and Musk will be broke paying his kidneys in alimony. What a mad bitch.

The funniest thing of all is that she is a known and open lesbian, and yet some very smart dumbfucks keep falling for the idea that she is in love with them.

It really triggers me ( like I wanna torture someone when I hear it) when people say Musk is smart. No he's not, and hes not successful at all. Just a government subsidies leech.

To get subsidies on that level you need to have proved something.
And even if he is just marketing he wouldn't be precisely an idiot or unsuccessful.

Or maybe he's friends with Jewish globalists

Just last night, it was nobody inside your mother, either :^)

>There's no such thing as balance in nature,
^ here it is, my mind is made - the statement was clear.

bye mars

fucking hell, she's like a parasite

>*it ain't me starts playing*

>Veeky Forums 2017 - celebrity gossip

Why do you fags think Spacex will have any setbacks because of his personal relationships? It's his employees that are doing whatever it is they are doing.Elon doesn't know the first thing about rocket science other than some surface pop sci knowledge.Also the company could do better under a better non autistic leadership.

So, Elon fucked your mother.

Falcon 9 was designed by Elon himself, moron. Stephen Hawking said this in a documentary.

she's so pleased to have snagged a billionaire

look at her face

women man

Lawyers and judges can rip up prenups, and often do.

I took awhile to let this sink in. It's actually a little depressing.

>AIDF
Gee, I wonder who could be behind such a post...

>I ' M
>T H E
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I've figured it out guys. I really know why Musk did it: He needs a bitch to cook him food, deal qith his kids, and increase his dopamine - all those stuff save him tons of time, and during that time he earns billions - when he'll divorce her he'll only lose a few hundred millions, which is still a win!
Completely wurf if you do the math

How bored do you have to be to read the biography of somebody's ex-wife...

>Why does everyone think amber heard is the devil? Can someone please explain this to me?

It's a little strange how she said he was a nasty bastard and filed a restraining order against him yet as soon as he finally caved and gave her some money she lifted the restraining order and said it was a mutual thing then went on to sing praises about the guy.

He literally had to pay her to stop talking shit. That isn't a divorce it's blackmail.

Who needs 7 million if you can have a billionaire.
It's called an investment.

>Being this out of loop

Wrong, niggers, chinks, and other assorted minorities were a mistake. Whites are arguably the most caring species on the planet. You bitch about Whitey be fucking up the eco system, meanwhile China is literally (LITERALLY literally) locking up bears into tiny cages for their bile. So when you wanna be a misanthropic faggot go research the inhuman insekt people who are currently murdering tigers for their sex juice you retard.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bile_bear

Yeah he's smart for being able to leech. Wish I could make billions by selling losers electrobox cars and sucking gov't teat before sucking some Amber Heard teat.

thats a weird looking penis on that guy

Do you realize he married and divorced another actress (Talulah Riley) TWICE?

>not being gay and fucking cute STEM nerds

>he's not successful at all
Hmm

He should just hire some professional escorts if he's that thirsty for poon, or hell, have fucking courtesans trained, with both sexual and intellectual education.