The absolute state of science in 2017

The absolute state of science in 2017.

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The absolute state of Veeky Forums shitposting in 2017

Is this episode about train wrecks?

MAKE IT STOP

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>American science

Defeating the Nazis was a mistake.

Rejoyce. Bill Nye the Weimar guy will usher a new era of human experimentation and free researchers from the yoke of ethic fags and moral busybodies.

Can't wait for WWIII.

The older I get the more I realize this is true.

The absolute state of pop sci* in 2017

It should be easy to ally with the camp fighting creationists and climate change deniers, right?

and then they go and create pop sci with a fag flavor

>OK let's boil this kid's gentials after pouring acid into his retinas while I dress up like superman and hide in the closet
>Why Mengele
>Iunno

Who and what did this shitshow of a march claim to represent? Just the thought of science and polikeks mingling makes my blood curdle

>this shitshow of a march claim to represent?
It wasn't the march bro, this is a TV show.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Nye_Saves_the_World

Ahh my mistake, all looks the same to me. They had bill nye the meme guy on the march also though right?

>science has to have a purpose or reason
>currentyear
>being a cis-scientist
wow just wow the science spectrum is actually a thing ok

havent laughed so hard at a 'scince' show in years

pop science was a mistake

heres the song
youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8

>being gay is 'just evolution'

Pretty sure most of mengele and general nazi crazy experiments turned out to not be true - and i dont even like neo-nazi larpers.

friendly reminder that bill nye is a bachelors degree holding mechanical engineer that did almost nothing during his professional career.

Please kill me...
I don't want this to be the face of science for people interested in science..

Oh Boy I just got accepted into the physics program! I can't wait to sing and dance, and launch rockets and stuff.

Science sure is fun. Glad I won't have to do any math at all in the future.

He build a sun dial. That's not exactly nothing.

...but close.

"Oh Boy"? You may be a bit too patriarchal for science, xir.

>the state of western science
Lol, good thing I went to Singapore for my studies.

wtf I love drumbf now?!?!

is this what reddit humor looks like?

How did we go from this...

>thinks comparing a pop-sci host to real scientists is a fair comparison

There's good science today, but a TV show is not science.

thank god for bill nye. I voted far left in the last election in my country, and today I'm about ready to heil fucking hitler.

DJ seahorse is my favorite scientist. Brb gonna fap.

14/88?

I know "we must secure..." what's the other one?

Similar thing from Mein Kampf.

H is also the 8th letter in the alphabet, so 88 can stand for Heil Hitler

>white people rapping

White people were a mistake.

This. Why is this blatant cultural appropriation allowed?

>laptop not connected to the deck
>headphones on DJ (Seahorse?) aren't plugged into anything
>Bill turns a random knob on the deck
>laptop ISN'T EVEN ON

Not only that but there are no scientist in the scientific panel.
This show is fake as fuck, christ.

>Bill Nye shows up on stage riding a Segway with periodic table decals plastered all over it
>crowd cheers and starts chanting BILL BILL BILL
>"Alright guys, we're gonna do some SCIENCE!"
>crowd erupts into a frenzy
>electronic dance music starts playing as Bill mixes two flasks of identical looking liquid and produces a blue solution
>the audience is turning genderfluid nonbinary as he's doing this
>"As I mix these two compounds, I want to remind you that, just like this liquid flask I'm holding, race is a SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!"
>chants of Black Lives Matter roar through the audience, whites are checking their privilege en masse
>suddenly a voice from the back of the audience says, "But I have data proving there's differences in IQ between the races!"
>the music stops
>the crowd turns immediately silent
>"Who said that?" shouts Bill Nye as he steps off his segway. "Who fucking said that?!"
>A lone white male stands up in the audience, with two charts showing intrinsic differences between the races
>"The facts speak for themselves! Blacks have lower IQ even when adopted by white parents!"
>deathly quiet tension in the air
>suddenly somebody starts chanting "Hate facts, hate facts, hate facts!"
>the crowd joins in
>they start encircling the white male, their chants getting louder
>a Pansexual Fairy Sprite starts screeching and hissing in demonic tongues about privilege
>this is the signal for the crowd to rush the poor white man and tear him limb from limb
>as this happens, Bill Nye drops his pants and starts masturbating at the carnage, using the flask he was holding earlier as an anal pleasure tool
>the audience joins in and partakes in a massive orgy of semen and the white male's blood
>in the midst of this, an AfroAsian queerkin finds the papers used by the white male and burns them with his bong lighter
>crowd cheers at this spectacle
>Bill Nye shouts, "That's science!"
>roll credits