Would you eat meat grown in a lab?

I fail to see why vegans keep pushing this stuff. If they want to eat meat but don't want to kill or harm the animals, they should just start sucking the beasts off. The animals love it and the vegans can get all the protein their little hearts desire. Plus if they post videos they can make a good buck off that.

Jesus fucking Christ, the Team Russia videos start at US$500 nowadays before they'll release. Though admittedly Jimmi is incredibly hawt when she's got that huge pitbull plugged into her vagina and is moaning and gasping like my apartment during a hurricane.