Redpill me on beets

Boil them then slice and marinate in salt and white vinegar
Do not add sugar

can't beat pickled beats

Beets are amazingly good, sweet and mellow, great texture. Boil them and add a pinch of salt and they're a perfect side. Can't believe the hate in this thread.

>when yor entire online identity is a strawman for some reason
I'm about to enjoy a nice belgian ale while disregarding plebs with little kiddie tastes
I bet you think coffee drinkers secretely hate coffee too

Wait is this true? Can anyone confirm?