was working on a literature review final paper for my senior capstone course, came across this little gem, and almost gave myself a hernia trying not to laugh in the library. I know it's kinda immature but holy fuck man this last name literally sounds like clench ass how fucking hilarious is that
and of course it's actually a woman's last name; if there was ever a case against hyphenating, here it is, lmfao
Quit being such a fucking 9-year old, OP. I bet you sure are a charm to work with in a lab.
Lucas Nelson
the fuck is wrong with you guys? I literally put a disclaimer saying I know its immature and somehow you manage to ignore that completely
is there something wrong with having a laugh once in a while? when did it become a thing that no one is ever allowed to joke about anything?
I'm not condoning constantly goofing off in labwork or field research you aspies; christ almighty
Connor Powell
No, they are right, you are trying to get serious responses, hoping to find someone who has run across a name like "Dick" or "Faggit".
Grow the fuck up
Gavin Cruz
Hehe clench-ass.
Jose Mitchell
How about you take the "Dick" out of your ass and stop being an uptight, insufferable "Faggit", eh bud?
Not everything in science has to always be ultra formal and perpetually staid; you're telling me you've absolutely never once in your undergrad, grad, or PhD life cracked a dumb joke with your colleagues about something?
Sounds like you grew up a little too much.
Brandon Butler
he is right you stupid nigger, a person has to be as autistic as you in order to make a big deal over a name
kys
Juan Nelson
Board is full of psued redditors who take themselves too seriously.
Nolan Ramirez
consider.
Elijah Davis
Asshurt fags with terrible names detected
Brayden Wilson
what a retarded thread. this is almost as bad as those order of operations M E M E threads. fuck you op
Juan Perry
you are a very funny person OP (:
Asher Carter
ITT: edgy underaged faggots who have to laugh at "le funnieh xd" names to try to make themselves look better via projection
gas yourselves
Andrew Parker
Hans Asperger had a pretty stupid name.
Think about it: his name is so fucking stupid that it overwhelmed the social awkwardness etc. of the actual patients who suffer from Asperger's.
They will forever be mocked as "Ass burgers" because of how stupid his name is.
i got a solid belly laugh out of that. ignore the humor police ITT.
Andrew Edwards
t. Clench Aas t. Dick Faggit
Jackson Barnes
t. nigger
we get it, you probably have a small penis and do shitty research, you dont need to find meme last names to make yourself feel better
also stop samefagging ( ) you autistic shit
sage
Alexander Garcia
I thought it was funny op
I originally laughed at Ting though kek
Brandon Taylor
Hah! Nice find. Ignore the humourless trolls...they're a bunch of insecure clenched-aases who derive self-esteem from shitting on their betters.
Brody Young
Why are you so mad about this?
John Morris
People with high IQs tend to like toilet humour.
See Feynman, Einstein, Newton, Tesla, Neumann, Terry Tao, etc.
Brainlets.
Parker Peterson
i go to Caltech and I laughed at this
Ignore the dumb public state-schoolers ITT, OP
William Peterson
i go to UC Berkeley and i think you and OP are huge fucking imbeciles, howboutdah?
Evan Gonzalez
differentfag here. apparently this moron quoted 4 posts and at least 3 of them are distinct people.
I just think Asperger has a funny name. Fucking sorry
Alexander Carter
so you go to a public school which also happens to be worse in departments and rankings, and is the reject school for people who couldn't cut it for Stanford and Caltech
Like I said, dumb public state-schoolers
Eli Young
Beautiful.
William Williams
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Matthew Brooks
> implying UC Berkeley is a bad school
I don't know what the fuck is going on here, but are you an autistic Republican/Trumpie cockscuker or something, shit-for-brains?
Even if someone goes to Western Buttfuck, they can still be smarter than Caltech people (look at you, for example).