Professor is late to class

>professor doesn't show up to office hours
>it was your day off work too

Professor is genderfluid and proceeds to use the navier stokes equations on his gender while performing spectral analysis on his sex.

>Professor tells students to discuss topic then takes a smoke break outside

> there is no professor for the class

>you are the professor!

>professor is on the spectrum

>Professor with accent so thick that no one can understand what they're saying
>Professor tries to give moving speech about the virtues of science at the end of the semester but no one can understand it
Once had a Biology class that might as well have been taught in Chinese. The only way to get anything done was by reading the textbook ahead of time. That said, easiest final I ever took. The practice exam she gave us to study from was the exact same as the final. Two questions had numbers changed, but everything else was the same, word for word. I wonder if she's still teaching here or if she went back to China.

>recitation instructor shows up late on a quiz day so we don't have time for the quiz

>professor sucks his own dick in the middle of class

kek