Medical Engineering
Develop new tools for patient treatment and watch as the modern doctors become unable to treat their patients without those tools.
Heavily overprice any imaging and treatment tool to a degree where anyone who ever ends up in need of those gets driven into bankruptcy.
Oh wait...
Mein Gott... Winrar
Memeology.
Create an Ideology to counter existing docterine with a growth rate that vastly out runs current system of belief yet creates an exact bonding agent throughout the others hierchy and evaporate enumerators until I am the only one standing.
Literal Meme Lord.
Electrical Engineering
Switch to 100% solar overnight and see the entire world slowly destroy itself when people realize they no longer have reliable energy.
EEng, with speciality in optoelectronics. Lasers don't seem like a very practical weapon unfortunately, so I'd go for stabbing everyone to death with optic fibers.
Computer science
Perfectly reproduce a brain simulation, qualia is proven false, the concept of soul is proven false, god is proven false, everybody suicides
why fuck Physicists though :(
Software engineering.
Subtly introduce bugs and controlled errors in life critical and military software. Then one day, when every single piece of electronics that can boot Java malfunctions, we don't turn up on the job.
We're already doing it.
Biochemistry:
Enzymes and ATP
Replace oxygen with cyanide
CS
Create an all powerful AI and give it an innocuous but vaguely worded task.
nuclear holocaust by Therac-25
Linguistics
Sentient robots that can communicate using language.
Math
There is an outside world?
I was busy looking at these numbers that don't matter and variables that don't mean anything. Wanna see my Archimedean representation of a game?
Statistics.
Predicting the future and choosing the best outcomes yourself while using everyone else as data.
It's too easy.
Molecular biology
Disrupt ATP production.
Deep
environmental science
do nothing
You just told physicist to fuck off because they have the easiest win condition.
If that was true then Economics would be a hard science.
Engineering.
Suck ya dicks dry.
>If that was true then Economics would be a hard science.
Econometrics maybe, but economic theory itself is more accurately described as mathematics (more precisely, real analysis + optimization) than science.
No intervention necessary, the free market / heat-death of the universe will fix humans in the long run.
RKV's, nuclear bombs, false vacuum, etc.
Political Science.
Mass immigration.
underrated post.
Shoo shoo brainlet, relevant majors only.
Not a science.
>economic theory itself is more accurately described as mathematics (more precisely, real analysis + optimization) than science
holy shit, someone who actually gets it on Veeky Forums
Homelessness
Simply destroy farms and meat factories with natural diseases and watch all the stupid faggots who can't garden die off.
There's absolutely zero science in your major, why is science even in the name? It's a major for brainlets
how do you major in homelessness
Enlightening people about the meaninglessness of existence. Make them realize that having children will bring only bring unnecessary suffering, as every human being suffers, no matter what we do.
Be as stupid as me.
:(
Biology
Create antibiotic resistant strains of Yersinia Pestis for Round 2 of the Black Death.
BP/Exxon pls go
Not a science, but Mechanical Engineering
Metal Gear
Biology
Shit's complex.
It's not possible to destroy all humans. Even if all nuclear weapons were to be used for maximal potential a couple of humans would survive and repopulate.
Low test bait
Politics isn't a science you inane fucking dolt
Wouldn't they eventually die off from the residual radiation and the lack of genetic diversity, and leave the Earth for the descendants of the deep sea tube worms?
But then you've also just made humans immortal you idiot.
roko's basilisk, friendo.
EE:
WWIII where everybody is systematically found by radars and then killed by a guided missiles / robots
Toxicology
CHCl3 + HO-Ph-HN-Ac
Once they finish glutathione they'll be dying of acute liver failure
>a cute liver failure
could be worse.
Biology
Supervirus.
Biochem
Super virulent STDs to make everyone sterile
Biology
Everything is complicated
Bioinformatics
Electrial Engeneering, radiation.
Orbital mirrors, or powerplants with microwave emitter.
Boil/fry those puny humans.