Cool things you've done (brag thread)

I thought I'd start a "brag" thread. I know that not everyone in here is a brainlet and that there are some really interesting people here. Post any impressive, unusual, unique things you have done.

Examples:
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* I've travelled to all 7 continents
* I've won an olympic gold medal
* I've built a start-up from scratch and sold to Google
* I invented a consumer electronic device that has sold 10M units
* I've produced a feature length motion picture [Insert Title]
* I won the putnam
* I went drinking with Vladimir Putin

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I've seen Space Mountain with the lights on.

I've had sex with an attractive girl.

How?

Found a pattern in numbers that's only found in combinatoric on words, so now I think I can create a bond between 2 different areas.

Right now I'm studying the subject alone because I'm legitimately scared of some college cuck stealing my idea.

I tested superstition experimentally under ideal conditions.

I inserted my erect penis into her moist vagina repeatedly.

I think you skipped a few steps there

I proved the Poincare conjecture.

Prior to that, we had engaged in some foreplay.

I discovered the origin of the Moon and wrote a book about it. I have yet to persuade mainstream science of the theory (I haven't tried yet).

I came back in time again. now I need a pentium 4

You can tell me I won't steal

Google called me to work for them bout 2 years ago, but I declined as I wanted to keep being a freelancer

DUDE, AGAIN? GO BACK TO THE ERA WHEN IT WAS RELEASED FFS

sup Grisha

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what's that device that sold 10M units OP?

never mind i'm retarded

I've been to 6 continents. Who the fuck goes to Antarctica.