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i learned recently that bread and butter pickles are decent when they're home made and easy on the sugar

Let it out man.....get it off your shoulders

Agreed. Bread and butter pickles can suck my dick. Fucking useless assholes.

I'll get you off with just my shoulders

>only once
Fag.

Dear unripe raw tomatoes used fucking everywhere: I hate you so much, you ruin everything you touch.

Who is this semen demon? Uncle Junior?

Dear baby corn, how would your life have been different, had you not been murdered by Asians for stir fry? What does big corn aspire to be?

Not fucking funny.

dear papaya, fuck everything you stand for, you smell like poop and sometimes i think you only exist to annoy me >:(

Agreed. Kosher dill or brine. And the hamburgers best form is the patty melt

ya it would feel better

fuck waterchestnuts

t. Chink

>that nasty watery juice that is left behind even if you pick them off

because they taste like cum?

Dear McChicken, I think it's time for us to see other people. It was fun while it lasted and your trans fats will always have a special place in my heart but I feel like it would be best for us both to not secretly hang out in carparks anymore.

Dear White Bread, I'd rather bread which is bread and also a flavor enhancer.

i loev you beer

>wanting your bread to have flavor

Urgh yucky.

Kimchi. Why do we have a love/hate relationship. I either really like you or I can't stand you. What do you want from me.

well at least you didn't post wheat bread

How do you make a bread taste like olive in brine? It's crazy. I need to visit a German to ask her.

Mustard, I hate you ever since elementary school when a dick wad was hitting packages on the tables and one exploded into my mouth, then i barfed in front of the whole school and on my favorite sweater.

We could have had a good relationship but fuck you.

Also, fuck potato bread you piece of shit.

what's wrong with potato bread? It's just kinda yellow

Bell peppers - you are bland and shitty. You are not spicy, you must've failed spicy college hard. Go away and don't ever appear in me or my son's food again.

First time i ate it with spaghetti and meat balls. Next day i got violently ill. It gave me a food aversion. I can barely think about it without wretching. I know it wasnt the potato that made me ill, but my body associated the illness with the bread.

Hey broccoli! Stop increasing the volume of my semen; the neighbors are complaining about the noise

>spicy college

Wow, fuck this thread.

see you tomorrow, user

Hey Zucchini ,

You look like a cock and you taste like nothing.

I'd prefer to blow a faggot every time I take a bite than have zucchini slices on my sandwich.

>you taste like nothing
are you sure that's not tofu you're thinking of

So what are you doing later? Netflix and chill ;)

Hey, melty, gooey, pale cheese! You look like pus and every time you're the climax of some cooking video you ruin it!
I know you have a long, long career of dripping from pulled-apart sandwiches and oozing over fries, but it's not good enough any more. I know what you're thinking, "Me and by brothers have been bringing generations to flavor town since humans domesticated cows!"
Shut your face. Get a ziploc bag, put something heavy in it, shove it down halfway down your throat and glue the edges to the insides of your lips. Then zip that bag.

Melted cheese looks nasty, has the oily-gooey texture of coagulated mayo, and ruins all otherwise perfectly acceptable meals.

Fuck melted cheese.

I'm with you. Fuck water chestnuts. Tasteless garbage with a fucking awful texture.

Durian: you smell like a fucking natural gas leak and you taste like rotting onion and sulfur. You are not the king of fruits. You are the king of nothing. Fuck off.

Hey radish, you taste really good when I cut you into slices and wrap you around some bulgogi. Otherwise I don't really care for you that much.

Hey chicken abortions! I'm on to you. I dont what kind of mind control you are using to make people think that you have a taste and texture that isn't revolting and I'm not sure what you end game is but I intend to find out. You are disgusting and I will find a way to free the world of your reign of terror.

they are also really good pickled with spicy peppers

Polak here, you should try them with (I dont know how is in english) kotlet. Very good.

Is this true? I know they SMELL like cum sometimes, but do they taste like it too?

hey liverwurst
you deserve to die
painfully and slowly
and im going to be the one to do it

it's more like placenta. abortion implies the egg ever had a chance of life.

Hey chicken, you're so good roasted, fried, grilled and in soup could you please explain what the fuck you're doing in Alfredo sauce pasta, Caesar salad and on fucking pizza? You don't belong in those places.

Clearly someone's never had grilled chicken and pepperoni pizza.

well they have that umami flavor, kind of like raw tomatoes. Raw tomatoes taste kinda like cum.

i love liverwurst. ive been eating a tube of it over the past month. i love when the exposed end turns to a dark red and gets kinda crusty

Hey pimento cheese, i hate your guts and i hope you die of kidney failure. Even though you lack kidneys.

>implying caesar salad with chicken isn't GOAT

For someone who has no idea what they want to eat, maybe.

honestly, chicken is great in caesar salad but then again, so are roast beef and prawns. caesar salad is great if done properly

hey celery, FUCK YOU!

What the fuck is up with water chestnuts? They don't go with anything. Fuck you, water chestnuts.

Fuck you, jalapenos. You're a shitty meme food that somehow lasted fifteen years longer than you should have.

Fuck off. You're not even good.

>caesar salad is great if done properly
Agreed, but properly doesn't include superfluous proteins shoehorned into it. The egg, cheese and anchovy is already enough.

Why are they called bread and butter pickles? I prefer the lacto fermented kind even though they give me gas

It's cutlet in English. Pretty close to kotlet in pronunciation.

Who fuckin cares....they suck dick. Stupid bread and butters always gotta show up at a bbq...

/r/ shoulder sex art

preach brother

If I remember right it's because it was a food that came about in the great depression, people made pickle sandwiches with them because everything else was too expensive.

because during the great depression this was the best thing most idiots could do with cucumbers and onions, they'd have bread and butter pickle sandwiches.
I have no idea why the art of actual pickling was lost and I hate it, bread and butter pickles are disgusting.

that looks like a fucking cake
you should at least get rid of the bran so your bread can develop some structure and rise.

because the couple who popularized them would take them into town to trade them for goods, so the pickles were their "bread and butter" so to speak

I know I said I love you, but I don't know if I really meant it. The truth is that I think you're classy, gorgeous, and you're obviously very popular. But I also kind of think you smell like -- well -- like piss -- or maybe human musk. I know that nobody has ever complained to you about this before, so I think it's a me problem, but I can't let this go on any longer, I can't bear to lead you on and eventually let you down. Maybe you're just out of my league...

thanks

don't listen to him chicken

celery's only place in food is slow cooked for a long time for a vegetable soup

> let me violate you, let me desecrate you, let me penetrate you, let me complicate you. I want to fuck you like an animal. I want to feel you from the inside

No, the flavors are completely different.

Its ok brother...its gonna be ok. Some things just weren't meant to be.

if this was on human flesh instead of in a fruit it'd be a horror story

...

Dear tilapia, I wish you go extinct. Your taste remind me the smell of dirty turtle tanks.

Hey bananas get lost kid, youre a fucking fruit youre supposed to be juicy and refreshing

Hey you, yea you Corndog. You taste amazing and your texture is really great. But you always seem to make people who eat you in public feel like theyre sucking a dick. Please stop, thanks.

>eating in public
Worse than playing video games in public.

Dear bell peppers,

You are the herpes of the plant world. I can only hope a disease wipes you out and we'll never be able to replicate your flavor.

Banans are technically an herb

orange and yellow bell peppers are so good though.

>bananas are leaves
what the fuck are you talking about

He said banans.

museumvictoria.com.au/discoverycentre/discovery-centre-news/2007-archive/is-a-banana-a-fruit-or-a-herb/

>A herb is a plant whose stem does not contain any woody tissue. Banana “trees” are therefore not trees. They are herbaceous plants and should perhaps be called banana herbs.

Bananas are most certainly fruits. Herb in this context is not being used in the culinary sense, but rather to refer to the plant itself.
For cooking herbs mean when the flavorful thing is a leaf, and spices are when the flavorful thing is a seed. Fruits and vegetables are what they are.

Stop being a faggot that thinks tomatoes aren't fruits. You're not correct, but you want to be. How about you be ACTUALLY correct instead of some feminist piece of shit. Bananas are herbs, tomatoes are fruits. End of subject.

@8883107
trying too hard to bait, doesn't even deserve a (you) or a reaction image

Damn you beans!!!...damn you to hell BRANS!

Hey Wheat GO FUCK YOURSELF
Every time I eat you, whether it's bread or pasta or whatever I get tired and bloated and my brain feels like it's full of fog, you taste delicious but you make me feel like shit and I wish I had broken up with you YEARS AGO

ok mr botany, you are technically correct

I bet you call eggplants and cucumbers fruits too

get bent

You mad?

EGGS
YOU SMELL LIKE FUCKING HORRIBLE FARTS
STOP IT ALREADY
worse than cabbage, I swear....

BREAD
You taste great but have no nutritional value.
What gives? Why can't you have 27 grams of protein per bite? Or else, go fuck yourself...