ITT

i learned recently that bread and butter pickles are decent when they're home made and easy on the sugar

Let it out man.....get it off your shoulders

Agreed. Bread and butter pickles can suck my dick. Fucking useless assholes.

I'll get you off with just my shoulders

>only once
Fag.

Dear unripe raw tomatoes used fucking everywhere: I hate you so much, you ruin everything you touch.

Who is this semen demon? Uncle Junior?

Dear baby corn, how would your life have been different, had you not been murdered by Asians for stir fry? What does big corn aspire to be?

Not fucking funny.

dear papaya, fuck everything you stand for, you smell like poop and sometimes i think you only exist to annoy me >:(

Agreed. Kosher dill or brine. And the hamburgers best form is the patty melt