Orzo

What is the most red-pilled pasta, and why is it orzo?

Takes a lot of those little guys to fill me up

its very similar to rice, I prefer classic rotini

>similar to rice

I didn't realize that rice was a mixture of flour water and egges

Orzo just pisses me off. I've had it a couple times, but it just fucking pisses me off.

Orzo sucks, it can't decide if it's pasta or rice
It's the tranny of the food world

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you're gonna have to post some orzo inspiration pics if you want me to try it

Its my favorite for wedding soup

Orzo is gangster as fuck and punk as bitches don't get it. They think it's rice because they're ignorant little sluts.

I can make orzo 10 ways that will make a girl cream her pants...yet you fucking cock jugglers need rice cookers?

Props to you OP...you know what's up.

>ingredients are the only point of comparison possible

Me too, i want to kill whatever faggot invented it.

might as well just buy rice you fuck.

>Barilla

Not
Even
Once

Let's group up and find that motherfucker. He ruined my life!

You're late by a few centuries, i'd imagine.

>orzo
>not ditalini

TAKE YOUR WEDDING SOUP AND GET OUT

Do you do this every thread

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my Bucatini.

>orzo
>not bucatini

How would you use them? In a salad?

You seem lost, friend.
/pol/ is thataway --->

I like it, but I projectile vomited after eating it and it just doesn't feel right now.

My man

Well spaghetti is definitely the most bluepilled. It's fucking slop for plebs. Low surface area to volume ratio, zera sauce-holding capability, annoying and difficult to eat. All-around terrible.The fact that it remains the most popular pasta shape is a pretty good case against democracy.

I have really only ever seen it in soups or cold pasta salads.

Someone redpill me on that protein pasta
How can pasta have so much protein without adding soy?

for me, it's penne, the most convenient pasta shape.

orzo is the shittest pasta i've ever had

pasta is too calorie dense. I'm sticking with bread.

>pasta
>redpilled

Did you just assume my gender?