Orzo

Orzo is gangster as fuck and punk as bitches don't get it. They think it's rice because they're ignorant little sluts.

I can make orzo 10 ways that will make a girl cream her pants...yet you fucking cock jugglers need rice cookers?

Props to you OP...you know what's up.

>ingredients are the only point of comparison possible

Me too, i want to kill whatever faggot invented it.

might as well just buy rice you fuck.

>Barilla

Not
Even
Once

Let's group up and find that motherfucker. He ruined my life!

You're late by a few centuries, i'd imagine.

>orzo
>not ditalini

TAKE YOUR WEDDING SOUP AND GET OUT

Do you do this every thread

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my Bucatini.