Itt we pretend we are our favorite authors in an early 2000's online chat room

kek vlad

EPound: 你好 дpyг, ?それはあります אֵיך

VladNab27: buy my book

tolkin3000: who smoke pipe here?

pHitch10: Chat rooms were better before the First World War.

HB: is there any discernible talent in here? there appears to be none! plz pm me if you find any, thx

wildeman69: no girls ;)

l3ddit: CRASH! only 1 golden retriever remained; 2 if you counted mom's golden godly sexy pancakes.

dfw1962: please ban this guy

xXxBugManxXx: I feel so sad guys :(

bigligotti53: i hate school... science class is so boring and pointless

D0nxDel1llo: anyone want a link to the recent ISIS snuff vid???

Th3Str4ng3r42: Just because it's pointless doesn't mean it's not important idiot.
Btw any girls in here? Hit me up.

killercamus69: help what do girls think of short guys??

k4nt: in fact they do, little buddy

Prufrock_88: The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

xxxNauseousS4rtr3xxx: Why the fuck are their age of consent laws???

xdark_murakamix: relax dude, listen to some beatles, or liszt, or beethoven, or mozart, or bill evans, or chet baker or curtis fuller, everything is going to be alright, like the bird that takes it first fly

sadedonny100: lol I made my dog eat poop and my mom grounded me haha

Schopedopey69: fuck bitches

definitelyNotHomerSimpson: ua rgwew VEuk ioruin?

HB: sorry if I offended your plebeian sensibilities. hopefully you'll HANG around a little longer LOL

PHILOSOPHER__KING: pls admin unmute socrates the fuck he wasnt even trolling

L00king4anH0nestM4n: he was b& you idiot

xxxKantStopMe69xxx: any1 still live in their mom's basement???

fruitboi666: my stomach hurts

kerowacky420: got another kewl story about my kewl friend neal. ne1 want to hear it?

PLAT0: hey nerds, man is bipedal featherless animal. DEAL WITH IT!!!

It's kinda sad that I can immediately tell this is Nietzsche. I know too much about him...

shakeurspears19: which motherfucker ripped one of my killer lines for the title of their shitty YA novel???

freejbrown1859: 29/m/massachusetts
freejbrown1859: any hot boys wanna go sauntering with me?
freejbrown1859: by sauntering i mean hiking
freejbrown1859: hello?
freejbrown1859: just sitting here on my wood chips
freejbrown1859: lonely
freejbrown1859: guess nobody wants to go sauntering lol

meangreen69: any qts want 2 meet up and eat cereal?

luvmypoodle88: hey how do i change my icon to the hindu aum symbol
luvmypoodle88: any cute *young* girls out there?
luvmypoodle88: 63/m/frankfurt
luvmypoodle88: i've got grapes lol ;-P
luvmypoodle88: i bet it's nothing but dudes in here huh
luvmypoodle88: brb
luvmypoodle88: hey back
luvmypoodle88: stupid fucking neighbor never stops running her mouth gossiping, someday i'ma shut her up
luvmypoodle88: reminds me of mom
luvmypoodle88: guess nobody is going to talk to me
luvmypoodle88: i knew i shouldn't have logged on
luvmypoodle88: guess i'll go watch a movie or something

xxxUbermensch666xxx: I'll talk to you
xxxUbermensch666xxx: Faggot

luvmypoodle88: oh wow nice profile pic
luvmypoodle88: the muscles are obviously shopped

alexander3ofMacedon: i see diogenes is here, hello!
dog-man: stand out of my bandwidth
dog-man: have you all heard of meatspin?

glorious thread already

FY0DDY-D: gtg evry1 im grounded...dnt undrstnd y hitting mom was bad anyway...

ElJay: @Mbunny thx 4 sending me ur script ill hav a look

xxscurvyhervyxx: how big r whales dicks? asking for a friend

Will13tV0LLm@n: I dont need to be on this board I can make my own without the oppressive eye of mods!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Will13tV0LLm@n2: FUCK YOU WHORE MODS

whos this supposed to be?

Ezra Pound I assume

Ezra Pound I imagine

Underrated

Ezra Pound I guess

• T3dDY_K4z •: cnt wrk this fuckin thing! wisH evry1 still used fax, or evn btr, wrote letterz here's my no nd address-

Ezra Pound I believe

hRoivas: what do u think of my new shape poem

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ThE_ABsoLuTe_MADmaN: Does anyone know guys from the KKK? Asking for a friend.

Ezra Pound I'd venture

neocon_killa212: anyone got dl link for deepArcher?

Unimaginably_spooky_skeleton: niggers lol

Ezra Pound I suppose

LibrarianOfBabylon: awhduiawbnduibaid badj hawud laiowid

Ezra Pound I reckon

more like

williamtvollmann: how the fuck do I use the Internet?

//C_MAC//: i like the internet because i dont hav 2 use punctuation

theBard909: we should get a separate channel for this
straightouttastratford: ???
PointedSHoez&Bells: it's fine, how do we end this scene
tehpenguinofdoom: Exit, pursued by a bear >w<
BardOfAvon: @theBard909 set one upp

JoBorges: fhkdfdewpore epereedmef retrrepofkr

JeanDomBby: hey guys hows it goignskejfgns;arlkgnseargrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Nice

therealtomwolfe: tfw no (you)'s

agent_lee: i want 2 fuck and suck salad fingrs

SoarinK: hey guys I just got back from church how is evre1

karl_dude: fucking parents want me 2 get a job and im like do you even own the means of production???
karl_dude: they dont understand anythign
karl_dude: like srsly? fuck the world fuck the corporations and fuck boogies
karl_dude: we need to R!OT
sp00ky: shut up fag, we dont care
>"karl_dude" has left the chatroom

Ezra Pound I presume

XxXD33p_Fi3ry_W0und5XxX: *stabs you in the dick* BACK THE FUCK OFF????????????

anyone else watching the match 2night
wish ppl would cease w/ the perpetual smartassery re:tv
not only stupid people choose to immerse in pop culture
simple* people
does that make sense
Im pretty smart you know
whos there
[21:23] * BigDave45 ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )

sensible chuckle

20Ctranscendentalist: after one week in Quake even the Iliad will lose its beauty

Your_Angel: calling other people faggot but cant even grow a beard? [12:49]
Your_Angel: i bet you only have a big mouth behind the screen four-eyes [12:50]

LSterne69: Oh my! It appears again as if thouſt has ſhat thine pantaloons!

JoBorges: Imagine a chat room of the future with no built in chat logs, where thousands of desperate souls anonymously engage in conversation without ego or identity and see their words expired forever by the end of the night. How deeply this might give the illusion of communication, though at the end of every session no matter how hard one might try to communicate they will be forgotten in the minds of the chatters and the computer alike.
JoBorges: Is it just me or is this font really hard to read?????

TitPyncher: LOL

>tfw can only think of obscure philosophical references to post in this thread
>tfw don't wanna post them because no one will get them as no one actually reads on here
>tfw to intelligent too post in this thread

Ezra Pound I suspect

horsemeat: SWIM and friend, lets call him BOB were hanging out in basement tokin & watchin invader zim
horsemeat: at 630pm BOB ingested 15g mushies and SWIM 1000ug of LSD
horsemeat: around 8pm a low orbit satellite began beaming bright pink truths into SWIM's head about the nature of reality and SWIM knows it had nothing to do with the drugs

can't conceive of someone who'd save chucklefree r9k memes ever reading at all
8/8 (You) but why do you insist on shitting up this place

Ezra Pound I've concluded

Ezra Pound, you pissoffshit

JimmyJ[Dublin4Eva]: fuck dublin
JimmyJ[Dublin4Eva]: jk i love dublin
JimmyJ[Dublin4Eva]: ne girls here want to jerk off me cock LOL
JimmyJ[Dublin4Eva]: i just farted LOL

Ezra Pound I think

GregoryBerrycone: I say, I've got a knob on my head!

GBerkeley: How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

JimmyJ[Dublin4Eva]: more like a dick LOLOLOL

mshima7: everyone says 5'8" is the manlet cutoff and im like lmao have fun being tall and unfit
mshima7: any1 wanna rate my bod
EPound: go commit suppuku or somehing u dumb chink
mshima7 has left the chat

Di0g3nes: lmao@your life kid

[Ferdinand]: i hate my parents...dad just complains...about his stupid job...and mom is dumb af...with her abscess...anyone want to talk?
[Ferdinand]: my collar is destroyed...and my shoes are too small...and my suit is in tatters...
[Ferdinand]: i wanna fuck Madame Gorloge....
[Ferdinand]: well, back to finding a job...

RalphWaldoEmerson(real): wow walt whitman is such a great poet leaves of grass is really great i reccomend it to all of u!!! - ralph