How do you make women pregnant?

How do you make women pregnant?

jizzum

You pee in them with your dingaling

Secret African mating ritual.

I don't

ask jamal to do it for you.

The man puts his hoo-hoo-dilly in her cha-cha

finger goes in hole

Jizz on your hand then shove it up the vagina while rubbing it on the walls.

Since your hand is the equivalent of a 15 inch dick then this should feel amazing to the woman.

The secret hugging

Kek

Fuck her right in the pussy

If you love her very much

Really? On Veeky Forums? /b/tards go home.

i heard only religious people get pregnant when they are in love

dont be so serious, Veeky Forums is pretentious af

get married and then kissu

Give her a job that comes with maternity leave. She'll get pregnant very soon

Place your pee pee in the vajay jay and thrust as hard as you must

draw them pregnant

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Make women eligible for the draft and then start a war.

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>nut inside fiancee nightly
>tfw running the risk of pregnancy and basically putting my life in the hands of a pill

she takes at 10pm on the dot every single day but I have $750 saved up for an abortion just in case

lol

you pig