Buy a book

>buy a book
>read it
>throw it away because i have no use for material possessions

if that's the case use a library, shitlord

>buy a book
>read it
>throw it away because i already memorized every word in it

>not buying books to add to your library to look pretty instead of reading them

>Find old e-reader that has been thrown away
>download unlimited books to it
>10 years later, be done with books because I have no use for the material mind

>wanting to impress others

you don't understand user

>come home from a long day of work
>too exhausted to read
>look upon my library and feel elated
>run my fingers over the spines and feel my memories of the books come back to me
>skip fingers around to create intertextual chatter
>make ironic jokes like going from beyond good and evil to crime and punishment
>slowly bring a second hand into the mix
>feeling the american romantics and transcendentalists at the same time
>achieve bliss

>he says as he posts on his pc from in his home

>buy book
>read half of it
>rip the cover off
>paste it onto my Books Ive read 2016 poster
>throw book away
>stand in front of poster looking at it and breathing through nose

>buy new book
>read it
>rip the pages one by one and slowly throw them into the fireplace in a cold winter night

Is there a more lit use for books? (no pun intended)

>buy book
>read the first page
>rip it out for i do not need to read anything twice and this is much more handy than a bookmark
>eat the page for i truly understand literature and know that to truly become one with a work of art you must consume it

>Buy book
>Read it
>Underline every syllable with an ink pen once I've read it, to keep track of my progress

>buy a book
>buy the commentary on book book
>buy book of essays about said book
>buy a poetry book inspired by said book
>buy a philosophical discourse around the book
>buy the second edition of the book
>buy the same book with a better cover for display
>buy seven different translations of book
>don't read any of it

>make a post
>immediately throw away computer

>buy book
>read it
>uninstall from ebook

>buy book
>sit in backyard to read it
>too dark, ask wife if i can come inside or she can cut a light on
>she has company but raises the blinds to let light out
>read stirner as she fucks some black guy
>just a spook
>just a spook

>buy book
>sit in living room
>read the book

>wake up
>go to the bathroom
>wash teeth
>take a piss
>go to the kitchen
>prepare breakfast
>eat breakfast
>go to car
>start up car
>drive to the near library
>search for a book
>check the price
>buy the book
>go back to the car
>drive back home
>enter house
>go to the bathroom
>take a piss
>go to the living room
>sit in the armchair
>read the book

>wake up

Nice, you should build a proper shed for reading in. A nice comfy chair and some light and you're good to go.

I had one but my wife's son claimed it for a club house.

I know you're being ironic but you're still a huge faggot

lmao yoooooo. nigga too true

>buy books for college
>can't afford toilet paper
>only use for books each semester is to wipe my ass
>resell shit covered books for half price

>can't wake up