*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

What to do?

Pop that sac it uses to float.

OP here. that sack doesn't make it float it makes it breathe

Same result

Blow it's brain by showing it my algebraic number theory textbook

Bombs. Also, lazers.

Nuke it. Double tap if needed.

>implying it even has a clue what those pictures you call "numbers" even represent

Were the Eosapiens nigger level in intelligence?

"Ayyy lmao wanna exchange science and also wheres the nearest alien trade route?"

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

I'm gonna fuck your shit up.

neanderthal iirc so a bit better

ALLAHU AKBAR

If i pull those red things off will you die?

how big were these supposed to be?
could a person punch through them?

No it doesn't. Didn't you watch that show on the discovery channel? It's a gas bag

What has Veeky Forums come to?

SUMMONING JUTSU. I SUMMON Grothendick, level 100 Wizard. Quick, Grothendick use mental insanity!

It would be extremely painful.

You're a big eosapien.

Truth spoken
>discrete samfag

There's one thing all organic lifeforms have in common.

*reaches over toward katana*

>it thinks I'm about to draw
>I'm actually just putting it back

You're all just bags of fluid.

*alien sliced in half*

something something
fuck yeah, humanity