What type of book should I read to impress a girl like pic related

What type of book should I read to impress a girl like pic related

I have a gf with big tits and she approached me while I had Ezra Pounds Elektra and my group therapy hand outs in my hands. She voted Clinton.

Also I gave her a UTI.

One Hundred Years of Solitude.

Mainly because you should actually read it and get over your judgmental self.

nice, I gave my ex gf a world rally blue STI

>implying I read non-white authors
>implying congolombia is white

I think the only way you'll impress that one is if you castrate yourself with a broken latte bottle, hand her all your money, and promise to spend your life righting ever wrong society laid on her.

mate who fucked u ova

Life of Pi
Cloud Atlas
The Poisonwood Bible
Eat Pray Love
The Handmaiden's Tale
The House on Mango Street
Gibs me da Monie by Ta Nahesi Coates
anything by the bad Murakami

No reading will do that. You have to become the embodiment of the man she deems virtuous. Or at least you have to pretend to be one, this can't be hard since she thinks Hillary Clinton is in it for other women. Other things that are required: physical attraction, financial stability(she looks like someone relatively well off), actually talking to women.

>Quadratic formula
>Basic trigonometry
>Formula for volume
Fucking high school education disgusts me, normies consider this hard

schopenhauer

definitely schopenhauer

>(she looks like someone relatively well off)

Which means that she would never date someone who was less well off than her. She's gone past her "broke musician" phase when she was younger. She is looking for dat cheddar now.

Daddys little girls don't care about you making more money than them. They have plenty. Just have some money and don't be a complete loser

Any pleb YA fiction bullshit. Might as well read Harry Potter, desu.

No woman heading into her 30s with tits that glorious is going to be okay with that. Be real.

A checkbook.
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You can shut this thread down, now.
Good night, folks.

What part of don't be a loser didn't you understand? Or is that asking too much now ?

Ullyses, tell her you've read it even though you actually haven't, you fuck. Just look it up on Wikipedia, you ass. You don't even need to read it.

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She's fat. She'll be a landwhale in a few years, mark my words.

>>implying I read non-white authors
>implying congolombia is white
He doesn't read the Greeks.

Business/economics/tech non fiction. Gladwell core shit

You should read a book called HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME as well as 8"x6" MINIMUM

Alternatively be Tyrone

i look at this woman and i have all my instincts working out to do anything possible to fuck her
these instincts could end up fucking me up in a possible dialogue, i would become anxious, nervous, i can't take my eyes off that tits

i don't think woman feel that way about man
how is that fair?

>i don't think woman feel that way about man
Yes they do, just not "men" like YOU.

"They feek like that, but not towards men who feel like that." that's what you've just said

i'm not a man yet, but it feels good to be called a man by a woman, even if its on the internet

They don't feel that way about subhuman incel beta cucks is what I meant to convey.

Just CHAD and quite possibly TYRONE.

titties

Yeah. Something like these.
Emily isn't too sharp. Just another brainwashed bourgeoisie.

Nice rack to look at, but I wouldn't even hate-fuck.

>Ancient Greeks
>Not white

They were Mediterranean which is different than Europeans.

Dude, even Japanese people are white, it's not that specific.

So now sudacas are white?

They are pale, white usually refers to northern Europeans. You're right that it isn't a rigorous term but I was pointing out that when "White Culture" tries to claim the Greeks as their own they are mistaken.

I have a college degree and its all jibberish to me user

is Argentina white my friend?

Yes (No) my friend.

>getting this mad over a chick that you're never going to fuck anyway

wew

Why do those breasts have great control over me?

The Politics of Heroin by Alfred W. McCoy
Killing Hope by William Blum
The Phoenix Program by Douglas Valentine
Legacy of Ashes by Tim Weiner
Dirty Wars by Jeremy Scahill
Kill Chain by Alexander Cockburn

As a simple well meaning liberal supporter of Clinton she will be aghast at the image of America presented in these books: a monstrous totalitarian entity raping and massacring and overthrowing democratic governments and supporting dictators around the world to secure markets.
It will fly in the face of her image of America the do gooder.

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what about Dumas and Pushkin?

how to get booktuber gf?

>Eat Pray Love

Don't confuse things she'd read with things she'd be attracted to you reading.

>implying the other murakami is good

only cucks read to impress girls.

>implying you wouldn't kill for a girl
Face it, it's your primal instinct.

I'd kill most people ITT to improve the quality of Veeky Forums threads tbqh

triggered

based Ryu is one of Japan's best living writers, something a baka gaijin like you would never understand.

You don't have to be wealthier than her, you just have to have more value than her in some area. Looks. Intelligence (publicly ratified). Fame. Etc.

>Latte bottle
Do you know what a latte is?

That is pretty hypocritical of him desu. But who were they bombing out in the middle of the Pacific? Whales?

Who's this ______?